RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted July 21, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 21, 2016 Google need to program their search system to give the 'joke' response to that specific search string... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptic Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 One shouldn't laugh at the misfortune of others but when you read the headline and look at the first photo ....... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36833814 Sounds (and maybe feels) familiar. http://slightlyviral.com/beware-sugarless-gummy-bears-on-amazon-com/ 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
34theletterbetweenB&D Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Cholera? Real poosibility of a compoopitor with a 'bowel malfunction' while swimming. If you just happened to get a mouthful while following close behind then a tummy upset is very likely. A dump in the mud would be fairly undetectable too, and some unkind type could have prepoopared the course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastwestdivide Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Screen shot from a translation agency website: 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Dunno why, but this made me smile. It would certainly be different...... Screen shot from a translation agency website: Proofreading screenshot.jpg "Proof-readed"? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted July 21, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 21, 2016 Google need to program their search system to give the 'joke' response to that specific search string... It ought to come up when you select 'I'm Feeling Lucky'! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted July 21, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 21, 2016 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptic Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Cow.jpg What's her name ?, Else Garnett ?. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted July 21, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 21, 2016 (edited) What's her name ?, Else Garnett ?. Alf: Well, I mean, see if we go into Europe... Else: I thought we was in Europe. I mean, I thought we always have been. Alf: I know that, yer silly moo. I'm not talking about that aspect am I? I'm talking about the Common Market aspect of the going into Europe. Alf: Old Enoch's against it, in't 'e, eh? He don't want no more bloody foreigners over here. We got enough bloody foreigners here as it is. Bloody country's swarming with Eities and Krauts and Froggies and Spagnollies and Brussel Sprouts. All coming over here and taking our jobs off of us, aren't they? Else: Well, we can go over there and take the jobs off of them. Alf: I don't want to go over there, do I? Else: Wish you would. EDIT: From "The Alf Garnet Saga" - 1972 S### Happens! Edited July 21, 2016 by Tim Dubya Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptic Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Alf: Well, I mean, see if we go into Europe... Else: I thought we was in Europe. I mean, I thought we always have been. Alf: I know that, yer silly moo. I'm not talking about that aspect am I? I'm talking about the Common Market aspect of the going into Europe. Alf: Old Enoch's against it, in't 'e, eh? He don't want no more bloody foreigners over here. We got enough bloody foreigners here as it is. Bloody country's swarming with Eities and Krauts and Froggies and Spagnollies and Brussel Sprouts. All coming over here and taking our jobs off of us, aren't they? Else: Well, we can go over there and take the jobs off of them. Alf: I don't want to go over there, do I? Else: Wish you would. Absolutely hilarious . Thanks for reminding me Tim Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted July 21, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 21, 2016 Absolutely hilarious . Thanks for reminding me Tim always a pleasure... life goes on... & on... & on ... Cheers mate! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold big jim Posted July 21, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 21, 2016 spotted on the back of a bus earlier, my 12yr old thought it was hilarious! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DavidB-AU Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 mikehead.jpg I dispute that this is a fail! The late Jon Lord used to do just that before having the Marshall and Leslie hard wired. Cheers David Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeeleyBridge Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I dispute that this is a fail! The late Jon Lord used to do just that before having the Marshall and Leslie hard wired. Cheers David Err.. micing the valves in the head? Ok. I always mic the speaker(s) in the cab myself. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DavidB-AU Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Err.. micing the valves in the head? Ok. I always mic the speaker(s) in the cab myself. Actually yes. He experimented a lot with mic placement before finding the mechanical sound he wanted. IIRC at one stage he had the mic diaphragm hard up against the Marshall case. Cheers David Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted July 22, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 22, 2016 spelling.jpg Come come now, that can't be real. Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Come come now, that can't be real. ...and indeed it isn't! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ceptic Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 (edited) Swans to Replace Trident AGGRESSIVE swans are to replace Britain’s nuclear arsenal. The swans will fly under radar before landing in enemy territory, pecking troops and frightening civilians away by waggling their heads and looking crazy. An MOD spokesman said, “A large flock of a thousand birds also produces a huge amount of slimy green ###### that smells like rotten fish, making any city they land in uninhabitable for a thousand years. “Nuclear weapons are extremely expensive to operate and maintain whereas with swans you just need a few bags of stale Wonderloaf and some pond weed. “Swans thrive on violence and have a strong sense of patriotism due to being owned by the Queen. The hard part is getting them to go in the right direction.” No need to fret, Comrade P. This is, purely, a NATO exercise. http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/21/psycho-swan-sinks-boats-and-beats-up-ducks-and-geese-on-towns-lake-6019746/ Edited July 22, 2016 by Ceptic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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