RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted February 22 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 22 11 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 22 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 22 No, it's not a crack, it's a hole... For crack, that someone has drilled and put a notice on as a public service. And they say drug abuse is anti-social behaviour! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted February 22 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 22 41 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: Can you teach me how to go veggie too? 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westernfan Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their husbands. The first woman, smiling smugly, says, "My husband is taking me on a romantic break to the French Riviera for two weeks." The second boasts, "Well, my husband just bought me a brand new Porsche." The third shrugs and says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, ladies, we don't have much money or many material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect ." After this, the first woman looks ashamed. "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was only trying to impress you. You know that holiday I was telling you about? Well, it's not to the French Riviera, it's to my parents' house for two weeks." The second one says, "Oh, ladies, I'm just as bad. It's not a Porsche he bought me, but an old, battered Skoda." "Well, I also have a confession to make," said the third. "Canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg." 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted February 22 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 22 2 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: You forgot the lettuce, tomato, and onion! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 2 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: For starters, lose the bun, the revolting "cheese" and whatever is lurking in the bottom half... Then add the lettuce and tomato! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 minute ago, Hroth said: For starters, lose the bun, the revolting "cheese" and whatever is lurking in the bottom half... Then add the lettuce and tomato! Bacon and Pastrami by the looks of it! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted February 22 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 22 5 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: It should look more like this . 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Far too small! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 23 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 23 Not enough cheese, there is no such thing as enough cheese… 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 3 hours ago, The Johnster said: Not enough cheese, there is no such thing as enough cheese… But like all things in life, there's good cheese and there's bad cheese. The melted processed cheese slices in burgers isn't GOOD cheese... 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 23 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 23 No, it isn’t, but it’s still cheese, and is therefore incapable of being bad. There is no aspect of human endeavour that cannot be improved with cheese. 5 1 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Nick C Posted February 23 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 23 3 hours ago, The Johnster said: No, it isn’t, but it’s still cheese, and is therefore incapable of being bad. There is no aspect of human endeavour that cannot be improved with cheese. Admit it, your name is really Wallace and you live in Wigan? 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 13 minutes ago, Nick C said: Admit it, your name is really Wallace and you live in Wigan? Probably not. Wallace appreciates good cheese. We just have to humour the old codger, being unable to distinguish between GOOD and BAD cheese must be a trial. Perhaps the best thing to do would be for us to club together and send him some packets of Aldi Cheese Slices... 1 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted February 23 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 23 The irony of a dairy free option . . . of a cow 🤣 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted February 23 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 23 6 hours ago, Hroth said: But like all things in life, there's good cheese and there's bad cheese. The melted processed cheese slices in burgers isn't GOOD cheese... Agreed, because it's impossible to tell if the plastic has been removed! But then again, maybe the plastic wrapper is the best part, because it hasn't been dyed? 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Nick C Posted February 23 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 23 21 minutes ago, PaulRhB said: The irony of a dairy free option . . . of a cow 🤣 What's wrong with that? Someone can be lactose intolerant but still like good food... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted February 23 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 23 15 hours ago, Hroth said: For starters, lose the bun, the revolting "cheese" and whatever is lurking in the bottom half... Then add the lettuce and tomato! Then add sliced beetroot. The whole baby beets, just don't work especially if wearing a white shirt! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted February 23 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 23 3 minutes ago, Nick C said: What's wrong with that? Someone can be lactose intolerant but still like good food... nowt wrong with it at all 😉 but I could imagine someone asking are you sure it’s bull? 😆 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westernfan Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 17 hours ago, westernfan said: I am amused, (and grateful!), by how many people ticked the "Agree" icon. 😍 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westernfan Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 A man and a woman coincidently got beds in the same night train compartment. After the initial embarrassment, they decided not to make a fuss and chose the beds: the woman on top and the man on the bottom. At 2 o’clock the woman wakes up because she’s cold. She decides to wake up the guy: - "Excuse me, could you hand me that spare blanket? I’m a bit cold." - "I have a better idea. Why don’t we pretend we are husband and wife?" - "Why not? – said the woman after a bit of hesitation, hoping to experience an unforgettable night." - "Great! Then go get it yourself!" 1 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 WWII bomb found in Keyham! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-devon-68354617 I wonder whether that was from the same plane that got 4911 Bowden Hall .... https://www.olddevonport.uk/Railways-Keyham Station.htm Jason 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted February 23 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 23 31 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: WWII bomb found in Keyham! I‘m not quite sure what there is to :) about there. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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