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33C Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 I was cycling to work when a mobile library cut the corner and crushed me against some railings. I was screaming in the road and the driver runs round and says "SHHH." 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 A jolly old bear at the zoo, Could always find something to do, When it bored him to go, On a walk to and fro, He’d reverse it and walk fro and to. 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Baby Deltic said: Is it a po-ped 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CameronL Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 If you spend all your time with your layout And ne'er take your wife for a day out She might file for divorce (Which is her right, of course) And your layout might go in the payout. 3 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CameronL Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 7 hours ago, Baby Deltic said: 4 hours ago, peanuts said: Is it a po-ped Or an attempt to build a perpetual motion machine? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 There once was a man called Cyril, Who picnicked for lunch in the Wirral, His sandwich was stole, By a short-sighted mole, And his nuts were pinched by a squirrel. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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