Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 “Less than five drinks” could be four pints of Buckfast, which may explain a lot... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said: “Less than five drinks” could be four pints of Buckfast, which may explain a lot... In which case, it would probably appear on a death certificate! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 21 minutes ago, pH said: In which case, it would probably appear on a death certificate! In truth four pints of buckfast is about the same alcohol intake as twelve pints of lager, which although well beyond the capacity of the average drinker would probably not kill you, then again the amount of caffeine that you would have consumed (one bottle contains 281 mg) would render the need for a plane superfluous! Jim 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 14 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: In truth four pints of buckfast is about the same alcohol intake as twelve pints of lager, which although well beyond the capacity of the average drinker would probably not kill you … Perhaps, but based on my (admittedly limited) experience with fortified wines in my youth, I wouldn’t volunteer to prove it. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted November 12, 2021 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted November 12, 2021 14 hours ago, DK123GWR said: Is this part of some memory game you're offering to them? I'm sure we had this last week. Not from me you didn't. Joke deleted to avoid confusion. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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peanuts Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Might concentrate a few minds and improve aim 1 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 10 hours ago, peanuts said: Might concentrate a few minds and improve aim I'd try for the distance record myself.... 2 3 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DK123GWR Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 In politics exams, essays on communism should all get the same Marx. 1 4 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted November 13, 2021 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted November 13, 2021 2 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 41 minutes ago, Colin_McLeod said: Fell into that trap yesterday... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 31 minutes ago, Hroth said: Fell into that trap yesterday... And me....... 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 I just feel like making a cup of tea. 1 1 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 The question isn't do I need another locomotive? The question is can I afford another locomotive?? 7 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hroth Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 5 hours ago, Titan said: I just feel like making a cup of tea. Milk with two sugars please! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted November 13, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 13, 2021 Sugar? Milk? One lump or two? (© Adams, Douglas) 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 7 hours ago, Ian J. said: Sugar? Milk? One lump or two? (© Adams, Douglas) The East India Company. Discuss. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 10 hours ago, Ian J. said: Milk? (© Adams, Douglas) Squirted out of a cow?? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted November 14, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 14, 2021 You lot really need to read more... It's a (slight mis-) quote from 'Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency', which Adams himself borrowed from his previously aborted script for the Doctor Who story 'Shada'. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Ian J. said: You lot really need to read more... It's a (slight mis-) quote from 'Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency', which Adams himself borrowed from his previously aborted script for the Doctor Who story 'Shada'. DA had a thing about tea, but if you do mention it, peoples minds naturally gravitate to thoughts of the Nutrimatic drinks dispenser, created by the infamous Sirius Cybernetics Corporation... 6 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted November 14, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 14, 2021 Agreed, that's the more well known tea commentary. But I have a soft spot for the DG character. Talking of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, I also have a soft spot for Colin, but that's nothing to do with tea, whether almost entirely like or almost entirely unlike it. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 (edited) 18 hours ago, Hroth said: The East India Company. Discuss. Sports studies exam question: Which sport should be removed from the Olympics?: Discus. Regards Nick Edited November 14, 2021 by NIK 1 4 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post Tim123 Posted November 15, 2021 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted November 15, 2021 How much over the speed limit do you need to be before it's punishable by death? 4 1 1 1 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 22 hours ago, Hroth said: DA had a thing about tea, but if you do mention it, peoples minds naturally gravitate to thoughts of the Nutrimatic drinks dispenser, created by the infamous Sirius Cybernetics Corporation... Almost, but not quite... 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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