RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted May 3, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 3, 2022 5 hours ago, kingmender said: No 20% fluctuating fuel prices on a monthly basis, so much smaller retail margins 2 minutes ago, Reorte said: Short-term bubble, it'll burst if it keeps going up. Oh well, that joke fell flat. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 My buzzword loving boss Sid passed away recently. When I went to his funeral I paused near his coffin and whispered "well Sid, looks like I am thinking outside the box now!" Jim 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Oh dear! I've been looking for him for years as I had something to tell him.... No one under about fifty will get that one! 1 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted May 4, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 4, 2022 Murph woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof He immediately called his good friend and told him the situation. His friend said, “Don’t worry. I’ll be right over.” He pulled up in his truck and had a ladder, a baseball bat, a cage, a 12 gauge shotgun, and furious huge pit bull in the back. “What are you going to?” asked Murph. “I’m going to use the ladder to get on the roof and then I’m going to knock the bear of the roof with the baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. That will subdue the bear enough for me to put it into the cage.” Then he turned around and handed Murph the shotgun. “Why are you handing me this?” “If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!” 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 12 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Oh dear! I've been looking for him for years as I had something to tell him.... No one under about fifty will get that one! There was a yellow BT Morris 1000 van on a motor auctions programme on the Yesterday channel a couple of days ago. That had a Sid poster on the side... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 6 hours ago, PhilJ W said: Oh no! It got his loincloth????? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 For sale. 2 flights from Manchester to Paris. May 28th. Will NOT sell to scousers 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted May 5, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 5, 2022 (edited) 34 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: ???? It's to do with football, or soccer as you may know it. I've not been following this very closely since Aston Villa are not concerned. Edited May 5, 2022 by Compound2632 1 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hroth Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 6 hours ago, PhilJ W said: You just can't get the staff nowadays. Arrrrr..... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Reorte Posted May 6, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 6, 2022 That is... disturbing. 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 On 02/05/2022 at 22:02, jcredfer said: Shud uv 'ad 'em dun wiv nitrogen it lasts fur almost ever... Just sayin'... One of the better scams directed at boy racers, since if you are putting in air in your tyres you are already filling them with nitrogen - air is approx. 80% nitrogen, and upping to 100% nitrogen makes no practical difference to performance or air loss. Aircraft uses 100% nitrogen in their tyres, but this is to prevent fires. It was found that under extreme conditions tyres could catch fire on the inside if filled with air, which was somewhat undesirable and so pure nitrogen was substituted. Of course if it is used for aircraft it must be good for cars too right? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 36 minutes ago, jbqfc said: We're not in Birmingham anymore...... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted May 6, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 6, 2022 18 minutes ago, Hroth said: We're not in Birmingham anymore...... Ahem " We'm not in Brummajem no more" 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Apart from a few visits to the NEC or the old Birmingham Odeon I don't think he's been in Birmingham for over fifty years.... As soon as he got a bit of money he sodded off! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Al51 Posted May 6, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 6, 2022 I drank a bottle of invisible ink by accident, been sat in A&E for 3 hours still waiting to be seen. 1 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted May 6, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Steamport Southport said: Apart from a few visits to the NEC or the old Birmingham Odeon I don't think he's been in Birmingham for over fifty years.... As soon as he got a bit of money he sodded off! I don't think I have been in Birmingham for over seventy-five years! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: I don't think I have been in Birmingham for over seventy-five years! Not missing much. I was their about two months ago. Now I like Birmingham, but it suffers the same problem as most other UK towns and cities in that almost everything that made it unique has been swept away. Every "high street" has exactly the same shops, pubs, bars, coffee shops, food places, cinemas, music venues, hotels, etc. Are you in Birmingham, Sheffield, Manchester, Leicester? Sometimes it's hard to tell and since most of these places are now very cosmopolitan you can't always go by accents anymore. 1 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 16 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Every "high street" has exactly the same shops, pubs, bars, coffee shops, food places, cinemas, music venues, hotels, etc. Plus ... Board-up shops with "for lease" signs or "repossessed by XYZ" stickers, charity recycling shops, Big Issue sellers, Amazon Prime delivery vans, Border Agency snatch-squad vans, etc, etc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 14 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: Plus ... Board-up shops with "for lease" signs or "repossessed by XYZ" stickers, charity recycling shops, Big Issue sellers, Amazon Prime delivery vans, Border Agency snatch-squad vans, etc, etc Don't see any of that. Must be grim in Wiltshire.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Don't see any of that. Must be grim in Wiltshire.... Mostly Swindon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 47 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Not missing much. I was their about two months ago. Now I like Birmingham, but it suffers the same problem as most other UK towns and cities in that almost everything that made it unique has been swept away. Every "high street" has exactly the same shops, pubs, bars, coffee shops, food places, cinemas, music venues, hotels, etc. Are you in Birmingham, Sheffield, Manchester, Leicester? Sometimes it's hard to tell and since most of these places are now very cosmopolitan you can't always go by accents anymore. I know what you mean. Even Gas Street Basin and the Worcester Bar ain't what they were... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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