CameronL Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 On 17/10/2022 at 04:35, aardvark said: Have you ever noticed how the & symbol looks like a dog dragging its butt across the floor? And the @ symbol looks like a dog's butthole. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted October 18, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 18, 2022 And the asterix like a cat’s* 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 (edited) Enough &@* Just listening to the radio and an ad for "Pepper Pig World" came on. I just wondered, do they do bacon butties in the caff? Edited October 18, 2022 by Hroth Spelin. This is what comes of posting from a tablet... 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jinty3f Posted October 18, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2022 57 minutes ago, Hroth said: Enough &@* Just listning to the radio and an ad for "Pepper Pig World" came on. I just wondered, do they do bacon butties in the caff? Probably been on here already, but still, following your cue……… 1 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, Hroth said: Enough &@* Just listning to the radio and an ad for "Pepper Pig World" came on. I just wondered, do they do bacon butties in the caff? According to the website the various food outlets in the park collectively sell: smoked back bacon, Cumberland sausages, sausage rolls, hot dogs and gammon. Obviously, anything pig-related which will sell is fine. "Would you like some Peppa with your meal?" has a very different meaning there. "Peopa Pig World - you've been on the rides, you've sung the song, NOW TRY THE HOT DOG." Edited October 18, 2022 by CameronL Added a bit 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium petethemole Posted October 18, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Hroth said: I just wondered, do they do bacon butties in the caff? No, but hot dogs, ham and sausage rolls. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted October 18, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bernard Lamb said: Winter fuel? 4 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Lamb Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: Winter fuel? I thought I was nasty.😀 That is just taking the p... I know we do not do politics on here, but to be serious about low taxation, just ponder the point, that if it is the answer, then why is Somalia worse of than Sweden. Bernard 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post exmoordave Posted October 18, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 18, 2022 Women say that giving birth is much more painful than a bloke getting a kick in the b****cks. Here is proof they are wrong. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It'd be nice to have another baby". You never hear a bloke say "I wouldn't mind another kick in the b****cks". Case closed. 2 3 7 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted October 18, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Compound2632 said: Winter fuel? I was thinking toilet paper... 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted October 18, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Ian J. said: I was thinking toilet paper... Ah, trickle down economics. 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steamport Southport Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 French flag! And before anyone thinks I'm totally taking the p*** that was the Naval ensign of France prior to 1789 and between 1814/15 and 1830. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_ensigns 7 8 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted October 20, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 20, 2022 There was this bartender, very proud of his mixology, particularity his Martinis. Drunk old lady walks in, sits down, and yells "BEER TENDER! BRING ME A MAR-TOONY!" Well, the bartender isn't best pleased with this, but, "The customer is always right" so he calmly mixes his BEST martini, hoping that the quality and care of preparation will impress the lady into calling him a Bartender, and the drink a Martini. Lady grabs the glass, and downs it all in one go, slams it down, and yells "BEER TENDER! ANOTHER MAR-TOONY!" Well, now the bartender is getting a serious case of the hips. He's proud of his skill, and to chug it down all in one go just doesn't sit right. But, hey.... He mixes another, sets in down in front of her with a flourish. Quick grab, slams that one down too. Lady yells "BEER TENDER! 'NOTHER MAR-TOOY, AND SOMETHING FOR HEARTBURN!" That's it. The bartender has had all he's gonna take, and in a cold, furious voice says, "Look, lady. I want to tell you three things. Listen up! ONE: It's BAR tender, not BEER tender. TWO: It's MARTINI, not MAR-TOONY, THREE: It's not heartburn, one of your boobs is in the ashtray." 1 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted October 20, 2022 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted October 20, 2022 Ah, a joke from pre smoking ban days lol 😁 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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33C Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 Bing Bong, "If you see a Prime minister that doesn't look right, speak to no.10, or call 1922, they'll sort it. Deliver, deliver, deliver." 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 What did you do during the Tory war daddy?. 'Just googled tractors, just tractors.' 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted October 21, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 21, 2022 Doing it to music. https://twitter.com/i/status/1583353315014094848 https://twitter.com/i/status/1583196203936022528 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 4 hours ago, NIK said: What did you do during the Tory war daddy?. 'Just googled tractors, just tractors.' Oh yea, that's what they all say... Quote 'Tractorgate' MP to stand down after admitting twice watching pornography in Parliament Conservative MP Neil Parish - a farmer in the West Country - said he accidentally stumbled across the XXX-rated site while looking at tractors online 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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