The Forum Jokes Thread

[Steamport Southport]

5 hours ago, luckymucklebackit said:

 

I see Alexander The Great is making another appearance!

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great#/media/File:Alexander_romance._Armenian_illuminated_manuscript_of_XIV_century_(Venice,_San_Lazzaro,_424)_(1).jpg

[Colin_McLeod]

13 hours ago, Hroth said:

Oh look!

I've got another!!!

 

 

Q: Who brings sharks their Christmas presents?

A: Santa Jaws!

 

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Please just type the answer and make it easier for use oldies..😀

['CHARD]

What's a US stock car racer's favorite cheese?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nascarpone 

[Bernard Lamb]

[Dunsignalling]

21 minutes ago, Bernard Lamb said:

 

That took me a while. OK once I sussed it's a Dunnock, not a Wren! 

[Bernard Lamb]

2 minutes ago, Dunsignalling said:

 

That took me a while. OK once I sussed it's a Dunnock, not a Wren! 

Well done.

It might be a bit too deep for some people. As was the last time the famous tea cakes appeared in this thread.

Bernard

[Ramblin Rich]

13 minutes ago, Dunsignalling said:

 

That took me a while. OK once I sussed it's a Dunnock, not a Wren! 

At first I thought it was a sparrow on a mallow!

[iands]

3 minutes ago, Ramblin Rich said:

At first I thought it was a sparrow on a mallow!

That could also be a valid answer as the other name for a Dunnock is 'Hedge Sparrow'. 

[Ian J.]

I was thinking 'bird on a t*rd', having completely forgotten the names of the cakes... 🙄 😏

[jcredfer]

There's almost always a pack of Caramel Wafers in the cupboard and has to be replenished rather frequently.  Odd co-incidence, I used to like their Mallow Teacakes, many years ago, but hadn.t bought one for many decades, until the end of last week - and then this appears.  Rather unusually for these days, it seems to remain an independent company, somewhat unusual for this day and age.  The "Big Boys" seem to have swallowed up almost everything else {Sorry, couldn't resist}.   Their website is quite an interesting read.

 

 

[Ramblin Rich]

4 minutes ago, jcredfer said:

There's almost always a pack of Caramel Wafers in the cupboard and has to be replenished rather frequently.  Odd co-incidence, I used to like their Mallow Teacakes, many years ago, but hadn.t bought one for many decades, until the end of last week - and then this appears.  Rather unusually for these days, it seems to remain an independent company, somewhat unusual for this day and age.  The "Big Boys" seem to have swallowed up almost everything else {Sorry, couldn't resist}.   Their website is quite an interesting read.

 

 

Somewhere in the vastness of RMweb, I'm sure someone advocated the wafer wrappers for making model tarpaulins.  The combination of paper and foil allows realistic creases to be made but allows painting and retains shape. 😁

[jcredfer]

2 minutes ago, Ramblin Rich said:

Somewhere in the vastness of RMweb, I'm sure someone advocated the wafer wrappers for making model tarpaulins.  The combination of paper and foil allows realistic creases to be made but allows painting and retains shape. 😁

 

There's always the advantage that you can also turn them over, to cheer yourself up, when some tricky modelling problem gets to you.

 

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[Hroth]

Ho Ho Ho!!!

 

I've found another....

 

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A: Finding half a worm!

 

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Answer for the elderly...   Finding half a worm!