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Colin_McLeod
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A friend of mine was telling me about an alarming experience he had at the zoo, when he fell into the rhinoceros enclosure and found himself looking into the eyes of the mighty beast, as it pawed the ground. "Did it charge?" I asked. "Yes, fifty quid!"

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After the latest moon lander fell over on to the side of the craft with Jeff Koons's artwork of

125 unique stainless steel balls that represent the different phases of the Moon

the lander will forever more be known as the one that collapsed under the weight of Jeff Koons balls.

 

 

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19 hours ago, NIK said:

After the latest moon lander fell over on to the side of the craft with Jeff Koons's artwork of

125 unique stainless steel balls that represent the different phases of the Moon

the lander will forever more be known as the one that collapsed under the weight of Jeff Koons balls.

 

 

Does that also mean the lander is now balls deep in Selene?

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19 hours ago, NIK said:

After the latest moon lander fell over on to the side of the craft with Jeff Koons's artwork of

125 unique stainless steel balls that represent the different phases of the Moon

the lander will forever more be known as the one that collapsed under the weight of Jeff Koons balls.

 

 

 

Its a pity that it wasn't an ESA project managed by the Italians.  It could then be called "The Leaning Lander of Pisa"...

 

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1 hour ago, NIK said:

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Glasgow reveals its new deep fried Mars bar production line.

 

Mars bars are accelerated  in one direction and collided with thick batter accelerated from the other direction, in the presence of superheated oil....

 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said:

Perchance is that on old subway/rairoad tunnel put to another use?

One of three tunnels under the Clyde in Glasgow built by the Harbour Tunnel Company

One was for pedestrians and two for horse drawn vehicles.

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