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NIK Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 I published a book on aquariums but it tanked. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted February 21 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 21 42 minutes ago, NIK said: I published a book on aquariums but it tanked. Something fishy going on? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted February 21 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 21 I took the car out for a spin today. It frightened the life out me ... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 (edited) After a US Zoo removed 70 coins from a white Alligator's digestive tract they issue an update: today, no change. Edited February 21 by NIK 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted February 21 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 21 A friend of mine was telling me about an alarming experience he had at the zoo, when he fell into the rhinoceros enclosure and found himself looking into the eyes of the mighty beast, as it pawed the ground. "Did it charge?" I asked. "Yes, fifty quid!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Was his name Neal? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hroth Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, JZ said: Satan: You trod on my 'effin toes! Jesus: Well! May the Lord forgive you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NIK Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 After the latest moon lander fell over on to the side of the craft with Jeff Koons's artwork of 125 unique stainless steel balls that represent the different phases of the Moon the lander will forever more be known as the one that collapsed under the weight of Jeff Koons balls. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 19 hours ago, NIK said: After the latest moon lander fell over on to the side of the craft with Jeff Koons's artwork of 125 unique stainless steel balls that represent the different phases of the Moon the lander will forever more be known as the one that collapsed under the weight of Jeff Koons balls. Does that also mean the lander is now balls deep in Selene? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Just now, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said: Does that also mean the lander is now balls deep in Selene? I'm not sure that's a double entendre - perhaps a single. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 19 hours ago, NIK said: After the latest moon lander fell over on to the side of the craft with Jeff Koons's artwork of 125 unique stainless steel balls that represent the different phases of the Moon the lander will forever more be known as the one that collapsed under the weight of Jeff Koons balls. Its a pity that it wasn't an ESA project managed by the Italians. It could then be called "The Leaning Lander of Pisa"... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Factoid: Tolstoy's War and Peace does not start with 'Hey dude, serfs up'. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Glasgow reveals its new deep fried Mars bar production line. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 1 hour ago, NIK said: Glasgow reveals its new deep fried Mars bar production line. Mars bars are accelerated in one direction and collided with thick batter accelerated from the other direction, in the presence of superheated oil.... 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted February 25 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 25 2 hours ago, NIK said: Glasgow reveals its new deep fried Mars bar production line. Perchance is that on old subway/rairoad tunnel put to another use? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 8 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: Perchance is that on old subway/rairoad tunnel put to another use? One of three tunnels under the Clyde in Glasgow built by the Harbour Tunnel Company One was for pedestrians and two for horse drawn vehicles. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danemouth Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 9 minutes ago, NIK said: One of three tunnels under the Clyde in Glasgow built by the Harbour Tunnel Company One was for pedestrians and two for horse drawn vehicles. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-67980670 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinRS Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 3 hours ago, NIK said: Glasgow reveals its new deep fried Mars bar production line. Are you sure it's not the secret laboratory where they developed the Fusion Bar? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Publisher's comments on Jane Austen's first novel: 'The plot is ok but the effing and blinding has to go'. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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