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Everything posted by Kev_Lewis
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If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
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We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
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A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside
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'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
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If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene’.
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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
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It was like that when I got here!
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Trainy McTrainface