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Status Updates posted by Tim Dubya
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I have, in my hand a piece of paper...
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Is not allowed to be sarcastic to the apprentice - not sure if that's just for the next hour, day, week...
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Don't you thing it's £ucking brilliant we can use these (£) again?
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Apart from drinking heavily the night before, can anyone tell me what's good for a hangover?
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Just had a brexit - all sides were unanimous in voting "I wouldn't go in there for 10 minutes"...
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Has just joined Facebook & Twitter (I don't know why either)
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is focusing his chi in preparation for building the mother of all curries.
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anyone know where I put the jar of coffee I bought last night?
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Two RMwebbers (so far) have seen a pullman coach at the Chelsea Flower Show - can this be true?
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I could be in the shadow cabinet by 10 o'clock... well the way things are going, it's possible. Minister for Scrumpy?
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Shame the Peco Bullhead thread has been locked... don't know where to go for my daily stress relief now.
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What does the panel think of using swede (that'll be neep to viewers up top, but who cares as they're rutabagas anyway) in a veg curry?
The Mrs has gone off to meet her daughter in Malta for 10 days and left loads of veg that isn't pies, sausages, white bread or chips and I'm bu99ered if I know what to do with it!
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How does one fold fitted sheets?
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and the sheep shall invert the earth...
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I'm too terrified to walk out of my own front door, They're demonstrating outside I think they're gonna start the third world war, I've been to my local head shrinker, To help classify my disease, He said it's one of the cases of acute schizophrenia he sees.
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Has come to the conculsion that "Doctors" is for depressed TV watchers who aren't depressed enough... Citalopram anyone?
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has anybody seen my camel?
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is paying a lady to hurt him (badly) this afternoon...
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Donations required to purchase a 'proper suit' for the Rt Hon Leader of the Opposition. Please send me cash or payment via PayPal 'friends and family'. Your country needs you!
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I've got an Orgone Accumulator, It makes me feel greater, I'll see you sometime later, When I'm through with my Accumulator
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Despite a vote of no confidence by 33% of the house I will stand firm and cook the dinner!
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I saw a white dog turd for the first time in about 30 years on my way into work this morning... do I win a prize?
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I see'd 5 Pterodactyls on my way to work this morning...