Tim Dubya

Probably a village inbred;))

bgman - we all are & we loves it 'cos we nos no difrent

No prize as that sort of thing needs to be stamped out.

Good lad!

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ok I read "fresh dinosaur"...

Get your fresh dinosaur here!!!

Johnny, what can you make out of this?

I think RMWeb is too highbrow for me, sometimes. Now is not one of those times.

Captain, how soon can you land?

I can't tell.

You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Well, can't you take a guess?

Well, not for another two hours.

You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Does your butcher keep dripping ?

Does your butcher keep dripping ?

Great Balls of Fire.

Just adapting to you guys... :-D

Thanks Steve... better have extra sprouts!

Wot did I miss then?

Wot did I miss then?

Just goes to show how obedient the readers of certain 'newspapers' are.

Holiday in Zimbabwe, anyone!?

There's a positive side to everything. At least I can afford oo stuff with my dollars now!

Rosie........................

I've just dribbled curry down my tweeds.

Oh, you posh northerners, I don't know... no really I don't!

You've got to get those lamp posts right, so you need lamp post nerds...

"pray tell..."

Sworn to secrecy but some (of the lamposts)have made regular appearances in MRJ.

Saucey!

YAY!

Not forgetting Monty the Python !

Bond 1) sees somebody bite through a 2'' steel hawser with his teeth, then 2) proceeds to sock said block in the mouth. What is the best he was hoping for? A broken hand?

It's been a while since I managed to raise a pair of y-fronts.

In Newcastle, they're known as Y-aye fronts.

Or Y-ay fronts for Mr Dubya?

I had a three-sausage sandwich today in a very odd cafe.

Was the three sausages disturbing at all - would the experience have been less odd with, say, four sausages?

I'm just grateful 'cafe' and not 'place' was the final word in that sentence...

I know, I live just up the road from Sh#t And Smell It...

Who Killed Bambi?

old rosie every time!!!

'tis a mental brew to be sure - infact a whole weeks worth of units in one G-Bong!

I thought he said TOADS

BANES - another local authority that couldn't organise a beer party in a brewery, off licence, pub or anywhere else for that matter. This is the local authority that thinks a wooden stockade fence suits Sydney Gardens.

Couldn't agree more. 'Authority', my 'arris!

This is the country whose Defence(se)Secretary said -' there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns

A small ferret down your trousers.

I'm an American, what's there to be frightened about?

Protect and Survive - or How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

'Hello Bomb are you with me - Are you willing to entertain a few concepts' - quotes from film Dark Star

Quotes from Iggy Pop

I don't know nuffin' about deasels - so anything made in a kettle

They make tea in a kettle in some of the more obscure parts of Redruth, I'm told.

I remember Red Ruth, she defected to them Liberian Democrats in the end...

That my friend, is a superb use of the English language!

Thank you

Mrs has just got in and the words "in", "fit" and "state" have been mentioned.. bye.

I don't do model railways

But if you were Carlsberg...

There would probably be a very nasty accident...

Well, I suppose you just have to grin and bear it.

Did you know ...... cat poo is waterproof?

wow, I didn't know that - you learn something new everyday.

Thanks

Tattoo Removal?

We'll see, but as it has the ability to destroy itself, it can probably remove most things from where they're stuck!

I peeled off the "Do Not Use On Vehicles" sticker, it's probably what turbocharged it?

Paint stripper

I blame Flanders and Swan, sounds like the type of thing they might do. Slow Train indeed!

Flanders & Swan, didn't they recommend Madiera ? But not as a remedy for Gout!

Hope the "Feeling" is not the portent you fear.

Appears to have settled down now, cheers. Oh the fear!

The Wig Party might be a better choice?

He thinks Scotland voted to leave...

They have, they're hiding in Northumberland until he leaves

The Thousandth and Tenth Day of the Human Totem Pole

were you at the party of special things to do, or up on Observatory Crest?

'there are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers'

Been rained on twice here in Ealing.

Snow this m,m,m,morning. Amounted to nowt.

23 C this morning hit 35 by lunch unusual daily swing. Bit chilly for time of year.

English would have become their first language in a place like Bath. It was either that or Latin.

After a "walk" (Black Sheep, Bee Hive, Farmhouse, Belvedere - I can't 'remember' the others) up Lansdown Hill, I was most probably spouting 'Latin' of some sort...