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When you're looking for a timber merchant in Wimbledon called 'Champion', googling 'Wimbledon Champion' isn't really very helpful.

Would like to see Flying Scotsman in private.

Petrol £20 gallon ? That must be an April Fuel thing !

TWY RDG ANIMAL ON LINE 09:18 TVSC SSM advised the Driver of 1R02 reported a swan on the Down Relief line at Kennet Bridge Jn. The Driver managed to pick up the swan and convey to Reading in the cab. 09:27 Reading MOM advised he is with the swan in the waiting room.

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Agent Double-Oh-Oh.

Just seen a guy drive past, holding a large board on his roof!

Ed China is leaving "Wheeler Delears" after 13 years on the show. I send him lots of luck to him for his new projects. He made the show with his hints and tips.s

There'll be bluebirds over, the white cliffs of Dover

Silly human, silly human, silly human race

CTA102; we're down here receiving you...

SPQR

I say I say I say, my bin is absolutely full of toadstools

My god, its full of catfish!

Commando!

RMweb is 12 years old today.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... hello shingles.

The Ruraliser

Find out who last used your microwave oven by pressing 1471

Invisible ink. Don't you just love it?

There is no point in denying that Horrocksford exists.

I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home all the signs were there.

A most splendid bit of news coverage in the Heck sausage factory this morning.

Extra large combinations.

Walking across the sitting-room, I turn the television off. Sitting beside you, I look into your eyes. As the sound of motor cars fades in the night time, I swear I saw your face change, it didn't seem quite right.