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  1. Horsetan

    is away to the middle of nowhere.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Hope you're not in Brigadoon, if so maybe there for a while.

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  2. ian

    ian

    Will the world still continue when I'm no longer in it?

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      It will continue, but won't be the same, as we all make a difference.

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  3. 46444

    Has found a pair of hair crimpers...Hmmmm!

  4. Horsetan

    is relying on the electric blanket this week

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Has the toaster broken?

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  5. Londontram

    Does spending 20 minutes putting together a kinder toy for my granddaughter constitute real modeling?

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      To be a modeller you must motorise it and give it a working jaw so it can cruise around a bowl of soup crunching the croutons

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  6. 46444

    Marmite on sour dough toast with a fresh coffee...

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Nothing better than a hot buttered crumpet and marmite, or for the connoisseur, buttered toast, topped by marmite, topped by peanut butter, topped by Worcestershire sauce.

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  7. 11B

    11B

    It's not every night that you can pull along side a police van in the dark at the trafic lights, wind down your window and surgest to the officer driving that after following themfor 5 mins it may be best if they put their head lights on!

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Hope you used two well known vernacular phrases, joined together - 'Allo Allo Allo, have you got a light boy'

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  8. Accurascale Fran

    Well today took an unexpected turn.... 

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      The announcement was just as interesting for me as I don't get the mag in question. Good luck, will be ordering.

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  9. NGT6 1315

    When the oompah music plays...

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Time to get out the Lederhosen and trilby hat

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  10. waggy

    A bridge between the UK and France ? Is it the 1st of April already.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      I think 'Boris Bridge' has as much chance as 'Boris Island' was for the extra London Airport capacity. I would have thought the channel is too busy with seaway traffic for a bridge to be considered.

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  11. Mad McCann

    Another rainy night in Carlisle...

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Neighbour lost 2 ridge tiles, which flew off roof and landed on their drive, just missing the cars.

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  12. Johnson Street IEMD

    Stafford taking a windy battering this morning :-(

  13. Re6/6

    has just returned from Totnes having consumed a most delicious Bratwurst and Sauerkraut roll bought from a very nice German lady on her market stall.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Zeh hav veys of making you talk.

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  14. NGT6 1315

    Meet the Corleones…

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Do they play the mandolin?

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  15. Mallard60022

    Everyone needs a bos#m for a pillow.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      It's got a brimful of asha on a 45

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  16. SHMD

    I can see clearly now the banner's gone...

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Oh yes, I can make it now the pane is gone

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  17. NGT6 1315

    As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we'll be there. This fine ship, this fine crew. Never give up... and never surrender.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      -ok then , the next team meeting will be the same time next month. Any items for the agenda?

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  18. gwrrob

    So what exactly has Roger Daltrey got to do to get his knighthood . I'm bewildered.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Say 'Peace and Love' to everyone who asks a question.

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  19. Jack374

    I can confirm that Father Christmas will be passing through Horrocksford Jn tomorrow evening on his way to Clitheroe...http://www.realtimetrains.co.uk/train/S73184/2017/12/24/advanced

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      So Hroth you're saying that Santa is in reality - Higgs boson

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  20. Pannier Tank

    Hard to believe, one more year and then I'm a Pensioner ! !

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      4 months for me. According to Gov UK I should get a claim letter from DWP in the next month.

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  21. SHMD

    A nice lazy start to the day (half ten get up), a bacon and tomato butty and two coffees. After such a perfect start what can possibly go wrong with the rest of the day? Now for a leisurely stroll around Tesco's.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Are you back home yet. We had a grand plan to get to Tescos at 7.00am, unfortunately so did a lot of others. Never mind did an SAS raid on the veg stall and out in 20 mins.

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  22. newbryford

    Yay - bring on more daylight.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Most of the Shetland Isles are further north than Oslo. Today Lerwick had 5hrs 49 min daylight and Oslo 5hrs 54 min, so they were technically correct.

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  23. NGT6 1315

    Klaxons were sounding throughout the decks as the Space Frigate Donizetti conducted a battle drill.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      The mince pies and custard were ready.

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  24. newbryford

    Yay - bring on more daylight.

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Things can only get better. Heard yesterday that parts of UK had less daylight than Oslo.

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  25. ian

    ian

    How do I know that you are who you say you are?

    1. rembrow

      rembrow

      Because I have my name sewn into my underpants to prevent me from losing them.

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