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What would Spartacus have done, if he'd run out of tomato ketchup at 5 pm on a wet Thursday afternoon?

Remember, when you are opening your box, you are no longer just opening the box, you have an ongoing de-accession incident type of situation

This is the office of the Chief Rabbit. Gerald is not home at the moment. Please leave a message after the tone.

The Cooperative

Anyone else hard of twerking? Misses is showing me twerking music videos. As she thinks she is living with a cave man! Can I please put Korn back on now

Why is it women have this constant need to move rooms around You spend ages getting the lounge just right after having to move TV and phone lines etc. and just as you get used to it a year later they want to move it all round again, hmm

wonders why he was shat upon today by a seagull. A nice sausage was enjoyed for breakfast so perhaps it was a sign of some sort.

A giant green hand in space

I knew I should have hibernated.

Our washing machine sounds like a Deltic.

has woken up this morning in desperate need of purchasing "Aqualung" on CD (got it on vinyl - but no working deck).

is in Ealing Studios again.

If you want a cleanly sealed envelope, I advise against licking the gum when you've just had a digestive biscuit.

After more than 6 years since the last conversions, have started two more Kirk 57ft Bullied coaches by grafting the Kirk sides to Hornby Maunsell coaches-Composite and Brake third in the workshop-no rush

I went down to Marks & Spencer the other day and bought some new shirts. They are much more comfortable than the old ones with all the prickly hairs in them.

Big savings to be had by shopping around for home insurance.Putting 'er indoors as the policyholder also makes a difference.

I think I may go all British again!!

On the plus side, I've managed to finish off all the ham. On the down side, there's no ham left.

The Future was Yesterday. The Past is Present.

Sick to the back teeth of the mass marketing con that is 'Black Friday' and it's only Thursday...

Just spent an hour arguing with a random american on facebook about politics... at the end she says "I agree" and sent me a friend request. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

Which t*t put Scotland in pink shirts??? Scotland in PINK??? Come on...

Poor so#s near Heathrow, unless they are plane spotters.

Just about to use Testor's Dullcote for the first time. Will try out first on a scrap model before using on 4 Class 123 dmu roofs.

I love Jennifer Eccles.......