PhilEakins

Recieved two of the new five pound notes from cash machine this morning - and no I am not going to sell them on ebay for £200 each!

Fancy doing a lathe course.

House hunting, with a home for the trainset in mind.

Sodium and Gomorrah!

'Ambassador Zaarboorg!' 'Yes, my Leige?' 'The Zorrkraxxian Empire will never fall as long as General Krxxivork remains in charge!' 'Yes, my Leige, he is the strongest leader the Vaargorok system has ever seen!'

'Ambassador Zaarboorg!' 'Yes, my Leige?' 'The Zorrkraxxian Empire will never fall as long as General Krxxivork remains in charge!' 'Yes, my Leige, he is the strongest leader the Vaargorok system has ever seen!'

Etruria.

In other Westcountry news, a group of unsuspecting bathers at Dawlish Warren were attacked by a large shoal of Newton Alibutt this morning

Life here began out there.

A packet of washing powder walks into a pub and asks the landlord if he can borrow a suitcase.

Eats, shoots and leaves.

If you miss the one you'll never get another one. Bee-dee-dee-dee-bom-bom

A halberd duel

is trying to resist a 4Gb graphics card. #eurotrucksimulator2

A man walks past a pub and stops adjacent to an advertisement for a new brand of sausage. He realises that he cannot afford a new Ford Anglia and decides to discuss politics with a banana instead.

Asthenosphere

Putting new roofing felt on the shed.....

Advance, Towelmaster, and be recognised.

Corfe Castle here we come (again).

Am I the only one here watching Transpotting live tonight ?

Southern's new timetable aimed at "providing certainty for customers" - could have been inspired by Dr. Beeching. :-/

It's getting late for scribbling and scratching on the paper.

I think I may be having some Vergers tart for lunch.

Shut up Barry; you're just ridiculous.

The trouble with democracy is that even the stupid get to vote...