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Status Updates posted by ian
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Only six months to Christmas - get the sprouts on!
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Things you never thought you would hear: "We've got a holiday home in Rugeley."
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Your date of birth (Please use the same date of birth you used when taking out your policy or booking)
Really?
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Why don't wheelie bins have headlights?
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If the delivered article does not meet your imagination we ask for a non-bureaucratic phone call.
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Dog tag supplier: "If we make a mistake we'll gladly replace your tag at no charge!". Well, wow! What a kind offer.
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Looking at a hotel and amongst the facilities it offers are: • Free toiletries • Toilet • Private bathroom • Bathtub or shower • Toilet paper
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There are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.
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What is indifference? I don't know and I don't care.
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I wonder if I've got enough wood stashed to build an ark?
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It is now 4pm. Advert at top of Youtube is urging me to watch 'The Royal Wedding - Live'. Have Harry and Meghan signed up for some sort of on-going reality TV deal?
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Attractions include free entry into the coffee shop and gift shop.
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Why is it fur when it is on the pet but hair when it is on the floor?
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Where did all those sheep come from?
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Dandelions need to be reclassified as a garden flower. It might stop the things growing!
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How can a pair of women's trousers be labelled as both Size 20 AND skinny?
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The wife said she wanted to travel facing the engine. I told her that she wouldn't be comfortable face down on the floor...
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Today's batch of scam emails are in German. Roll on Brexit!
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"Same Product NEW LABEL" Another marketing triumph.
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Snowflakes are not so much falling as exhibiting Brownian motion.
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British Gas - We're not happy until you aren't.
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SWMBO forgot it was Valetnine's day. Should I (a) have a sulk and bring it up in conversations with friends for years to come or (b) never speak of it again?