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  1. Peter Kazmierczak

    Please, no jumping girls in the news on A-level results day.

    1. DCB

      DCB

      Would you prefer the look of utter devastation when they realise they failed?

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  2. Re6/6

    thinks a supposedly educated broadcaster J Vine does ask some crass questions on his programme. "Should public toilets be replaced by cafes?"

    1. DCB

      DCB

      Makes sense now, I thought he said "Should Public Toilets be replaced by Cats."

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  3. Ian J.

    Buckled alloys...

  4. BoD

    BoD

    Strawberry flavoured grapes? What is the point of that?

    1. DCB

      DCB

      No idea but Coke flavoured apples might get kids to eat fruit.

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  5. Liam

    hates it when you come across a selfish dog walker who doesn't believe he should tidy up after his dog, and then when it's pointed out by a passer by (me) he has the cheek to say, "You're a spy!"

    1. DCB

      DCB

      Its an offence in some places and not others. Cotswold District has a ban but dogs can **** in the gutter with impunity on roads with a 40 MPH + limit in most areas

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  6. 46444

    M-Sport 2.0 litre 600 BHP....Eco-boost engine....???? Eco

  7. Captain Kernow

    We had a bit of rain earlier, but it wasn't really enough. It's not raining now.

    1. DCB

      DCB

      I got soaked almost to the skin at Bishops Lydeard watching the 14 15 ish departure.

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  8. Tim V

    I passed my driving test over 40 years ago, but just did the online practice theory test - Passed even though I did no revision!!!

    1. DCB

      DCB

      I failed hazard perception until I learned to count to 3 after seeing the hazard before responding. The test is a total waste of time.

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  9. Captain Kernow

    Why do some people choose to have bonfires on hot, summer evenings, when decent folk need to have their windows open?

    1. DCB

      DCB

      Its because they are ***** thoughtless ******ds who need a *** **** in the ****s

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  10. Hroth

    Wimbledon... All the players who I've taken an irrational dislike to keep winning!

    1. DCB

      DCB

      I can understand why chaps watch young girls prancing around tennis courts in impossibly short skirts, but fail to understand why chaps watch other chaps prancing around tennis courts.

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  11. davefrk

    Friday 13th, no wonder the tyre warning light came on.....

    1. DCB

      DCB

      What is a Tyre warning light?

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  12. Lu4472ke

    Who knew that finding trackplans for a 3x1 layout was so difficult

    1. DCB

      DCB

      You can build a very satisfying layout in 3M X 1M in T scale

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  13. 25901

    Well that was a interesting F1 race

  14. Captain Kernow

    Some lovely, cooling rain is now falling on South Devon.

    1. DCB

      DCB

      Typical, supposed to be levelling the outside branch terminus this evening

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  15. Captain Kernow

    I am amazed. The interior of Voyager toilets are now plastered with colourful colour photographs of places served by these trains. The actual facilities are just as excrable to use as ever.

    1. DCB

      DCB

      The less attractive the ambience the less the facilities are used and the less effluent has to be removed from the catch tanks. They really do think of everything.

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  16. The Fatadder

    Just had two bids on items I’m selling on eBay removed with no reason given. Not happy!

    1. DCB

      DCB

      Better a bid withdrawn than a non payer.

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  17. Nelson Jackson

    Starting to feel really concerned about driving 45mph on the motorway, far too many near misses recently :/

    1. DCB

      DCB

      I never exceeded 45mph while driving a car before passing my test. Only used top (4th) gear once. Waste of time. Worst thing is having to stop on a Motorway before a n average speed camera because your average speed read out since the last camera is 60 and the limit 50

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  18. NXEA!

    The worst thing is missing an eBay auction for something you desperately wanted, and it goes for dirt cheap. Gutted!

    1. DCB

      DCB

      The best feeling on ebay is when there is something really good and you get it for a fantastic low price because NXEA! missed it....

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  19. Hroth

    Yodel are due to deliver the replacement track that they bent in two at the first attempt. I await with dread....

  20. cromptonnut

    Flying Scotsman departs London Victoria, setting off the fire alarms causing a full evacuation of the station. Oops.

    1. DCB

      DCB

      Not Rocket science to have the loco as far up the platform as possible to avoid smoke.

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  21. CKPR

    Two Tri-ang clerestories just bought off Ebay and waiting to be cut up to make a C22 all third...

  22. John M Upton

    You know you are a parent to a little boy when your PayPal funds are diverted away from a Farish mk1 to buy a Harold the Helicopter...

    1. DCB

      DCB

      Buy him a Gordons coach and later when he's not looking spray it chocolate and cream

       

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  23. Hroth

    Package of code 75 flexitrack arrived this morning, almost bent in two. Its either the unseaonable warmth over the weekend, or ham-handed Yo#el. But Grrrrr. Lots of Grrrrrrrrr....

    1. DCB

      DCB

      Should have used code 100. But to be fair its not easy to get 25 yards of rack through a letterbox while driving past at 40MPH

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  24. SHMD

    Noname Rail regrets to inform that every other train is delayed due to awaiting a member of train crew. Please listen for further announcements.

    1. DCB

      DCB

      When will the TOCs and Network rail bite the bullet and go DCC? That way they won't need any crew. Oops, I hope no Tory MPs are reading this.

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  25. BoD

    BoD

    Spending far too much time playing trains..... even though all the scenics are still to do.

    1. DCB

      DCB

      Something not enough people do, they end up with a beautifully scenic diorama which can't be operated sensibly

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