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Car Insurance for younger Driver's .... Wow it's damned expensive !!!

She stood there bright as the sun, On that California coast, He was a Midwestern boy on his own, She looked at him with those soft eyes, So innocent and blue, He knew right then he was too far from home, He was too far from home, She took his hand and she led him along that golden beach, They watched the waves tumble over the sand, They drove for miles and miles, Up those twisting turning roads, Higher and higher and higher they climbed...

The problem with Swindon standardisation is that the standardisation changed every day

BT OpenReach's so called Super Fast Broadband network is having a nostalgia night tonight, how else do you explain the 14k dialup like performance?

I know I don't have to say "please" or "thankyou" to Alexa, but it is easier to do so than to not do so.

Your mother was a 'amster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Any suggestions of a use for a roll of non-sticky sticky labels?

is imbued with all the confidence of someone who's just realised he's put diesel in a petrol-powered car...

Do people seriously not know how to use roundabouts anymore?! Second (minor this time) accident on one in 4 weeks. Silly old pr!ck straight lined his lane, wanders into mine and side swipes the front of my car, then has the absolute cheek to blame me saying I drove into his lane! My bloods still boiling about it now!

Took the car for a check as steering wheel shuddering - two new tyres, balanced and aligned and £140 lighter - bang goes that new loco...

Is outside a Tesco store the new youth club for teenagers?

The taped Xmas music playing in Sainsbury's is not only too loud, it also includes a track sung by a man whose voice is seriously off-key.

is looking at £3 for a Jean Michel Jarre tape. And £200+VAT annual service for the CX.

My hovercraft is full of eels..

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.

Oooh. My layout is now computer controlled ..... and it works too !

Gave way to by my baser urges and abolished British Railways. Spent day repainting and renumbering most stock as LNER or pooled stock and transferred 16T minerals to NCB

Virgin stopped delivering my e-mail on the basis that my password 'was not recognised'. But it didn't tell me that it expected me to have updated the password, nor how to do it.

Lesser or fewer, meter or metre, who gives a toss?

Rusty Nissan update! MOT passed, but apparently as well as not needing a working fuel gauge to pass, it also didn't need a working Speedo... Sounds like the boyracer

As soon as I get my new workshop finished. I'll have to give 'The Ffarquhar Branch' a rewiring. It's like a spider's web underneath there!!!

May be contemplating purchasing an Audi, BMW or Mercedes......

Well, Fiona is incandescent with rage...... Not at me you understand but at the blxxdy Automobile Association. We cancelled the auto renewal with the AA because the renewal premium was over the top and guess what? They took the money anyway. We phoned the bank and apparently the AA can do that because we gave them permission to do that. We've also had a similar thing last year with ASDA who would not close an account that was used once for a home delivery which all went wrong and we didn...