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Do as I say, not as I do eh? Bye bye.
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I returned to work this morning, bursting with enthusiasm, only to be reminded that I had Retired in 2014. Ah well, at least I tried.
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With apologies to Johnny Nash:
I can see clearly now the Virus is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day.
(Lyrics by Johnson/Cummings; score by Govemaster Soundbites and Hands Onc0ck Ltd. -
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Seasons best to all. Thanks for tolerating my frequent rants.
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"...Bing Bong..."
This is Euston. The Train due to arrive at Platform 13 is reported as running 15 Years late. We CBA to apologies to passengers and don't care if you are inconvenienced. See it say it sort it.
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An American gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burnt out.
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learnt all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”
“The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
After a pause, the instructor added,
“I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.
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About as exciting and promising as Gastro Enteritis.
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15A.
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Blue Peter is back in Steam and running beautifully. It deserves a Badge.
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Contraceptive devices. Had to come to it!!!!!
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Cracking services on LNER and GWR today.
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Danum Gallery/Library/ Museum in Donny is a great place to visit (check opening times). Perhaps before or after the Donny Show...or anytime really if you are nearby. Google it as I CBA to do a link as it's Sunday.
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Dawlish Webcams are interesting this morning.
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Everyone but me is a xxxx
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Friday.
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Geez. Just has some supposed 'enthusiast' on a UTube Review thread telling me that the USA 0.6.0. Tank is a Pannier Tank as it has the same look as the 15XX!
I'm obviously wrong! I give up. (Now someone on here will tell me the USA is actually a Pannier!)
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Grief, another sprog.
