Judge Dread

Why are some things heavier than others?

My first day of retirement on the grounds of ill health after 39 years of Railway service

The dog is having left-over Korma for dinner again...... GAS GAS GAS!!!

Chap on phone: 'You ordered 5 sheets of the white on red, sorry but we only have 1 in stock.' Me: 'do you have any sheets of the red on white?' (which is essentially the same). Chap: 'yes we've got loads of those...'

Battled 300 miles thro' snow, got home, and promptly slipped on stairs and done my left knee in. Great. Oh, well - modelling!

A personal shout out to any electrician who thinks it's acceptable to cut cable ties and leave them razor sharp so when I'm running hoses I get nicely cut up

has literally nothing to wear for Thursday.

A big THANKS for all the good will messages following my HEART ATTACK last Wednesday. Ambulance to Burton, Blues and Twos to Stoke and into Theatre withing 15 minutes. Very close according to Professor Nolan that was called in to do the opp.

In a controversial official statement this morning, Captain Kernow said that he was 'happy' for the followers of the 'LNER' and other railways that weren't the GWR. He certainly did say that, oh yes, that's the truth and no mistake there, Guv'nor.

Our neighbourhood watch passed its test, some guys tried our neighbours door, the joint notification system we had saw 5 neighbours on the street before he was down the drive.

SWMBO has banned me from eating anymore brussel sprouts or as I call them fart grenades :-(

My Dad died today, the man who got me into all things Railway, I will miss you Dad. xxxx

Today I have mainly being eating lentils

Finally! I've managed to log on here for the first time since early this morning. Every time I tried it came up with an Error 502 message. Was this the same for anyone else, or is it my device going funny?

Don't anyone even think of moving to Devon or Cornwall. It's cold, damp, dark and we are apparently all subject to grinding poverty.

Daddy came home from work tired, His boss had been driving him mad. The kids were all shouting, the dog bit him too. His dinner was nothing but boiled over stew. I guess it was then he decided, Up to the rooftop he'd go, He was about to jump off when, The kids started howling below.

Ronnie Pickering ...... Who ?

Just had a new king-sized mattress delivered and have discovered that as 60 approaches getting it up the stairs is now beyond me.

Prune juice, the drink of choice for a Warrior.

This bloody grey weather !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have spent half the afternoon on my shed roof, talking to one of my neighbours and repairing the shed roof. I'm now thinking of spending the other half of the afternoon in the bath.

Just followed a white van......... within the speed limit.......... using indicators.

We used to have stars Singers who sung a Dixie melody They're buying guitars... plinkty plonk Backing their selves wiv th(f)ree chords only Once we'd dance from 12 to 3 I've got news for Elvis P Fings ain't what they used taaa There's a lot we used taaa Fings ain't what they used taa beeeee

An offer of an Assistant Designer Position in Reading has been made, and accepted!

has just remembered that there's some sort of election going on tomorrow.