AndrewC

How are you supposed to cope with a possible redundancy, especially after almost 28 years. Meantime, your employers still want future plans & projections... baffling!

She's shopping at bloody Waitrose. She might as well he burning fivers...

Molar baseboards

About to discuss those

Goat sacrificed......and now the sun's coming back.

I see the Three Penny bit is back - but this time it costs a quid...

Why do so many people say,"Absolutely" when what they really mean is Yes? Imagine "Take your Pick" with Michael Miles and the Absolutely / No interlude - wouldnt' really work would it? (Showing age here.)

Great, my wife has given me the shits for Valentines Day!

I'm sorry; I couldn't possibly comment.

is pleased that her decree absolute has come through so that she can begin the planning of her marriage to Olddudders in earnest.

Note to moderators (and anarchists) there are many rude words that the language filter blocks, but it doesn't block the plurals of those words.....

Another bad day for Southern...

Wakey Wakey!!!!

I love the smell of WD40 in the morning

Driving Houston freeways on a very wet Saturday night, in a large, unfamiliar car is not fun.

R.I.P Don Bradley

"In the navy / Yes, you can sail the seven seas / In the navy / Yes, you can put your mind at ease / In the navy / Come on now, people, make a stand / In the navy, in the navy..."

That's one stunning layout for sale in the classifieds but what a price too.

Really really cheesed off, one of our nine neighbours has been in touch with the council over planning permission for the workshop I've built, Grrrrr

Leonard Cohen's latest is even more depressing than usual.

Jenkins be a good chap and fetch my Purdey, there appears to be some vermin on the estate.

I hereby announce my plans to release a King.

is in bed, recovering from a haemorrhoid operation. General anaesthetic is lovely.

has discovered the sheer comedy joy that is Fascinating A

What would have happened if the Government had nationalised the tripe industry in 1947, as originally proposed by Sir Eustace Arkwright-Bottomley in his 1946 treatise 'Whither the Future of Essential Foods?'