AndrewC

If there is a greater being who has any control over anything could I just ask for a day without an idiot in it please? You sent me six yesterday, surely some mistake?

Going to a party tonight, can't really be axxed, can anyone suggest a good excuse not to go?

Bank Holiday Weekend, here we go with the TV adverts. I don't need a new bed, carpet, sofa or oak furniture.

Hmmm spare board that was never used, 3ft x 18". Too small for a project?

The Hip Hop, Chip Shop, Flip Flop Scandal

has just bought an 'all-singing, all-dancing' TV. now comes the hard part...figuring it all out.

Wait a minute, baby. Stay with me awhile, Said you'd give me light, But you never told me about the fire. Drowning in the sea of love, Where everyone would love to drown, But now it's gone It doesn't matter what for, When you build your house, Then call me home

The White Knight is talking backwards.

back to my local model railway club tonight - don't think I'll be allowed back for another 5 years after what I did the their toilet

Has anyone seen my mojo around? Been looking for it for a few weeks and no sign of it anywhere.

You can't have an opinion about anything with the ' snowflake' generation we have. Be offended - your arms won't fall off or anything.

Why are weddings so expensive? Daughter gets married on 15th and cost of one day would buy the most fantastic layout and collection of kit that would keep me amused for years.

There are Klingons on the starboard bow.

Looking forward to my forklift training, it's being held at Springs Branch

Retro DVD night tonight - Caddyshack - SlapShot and Class 47 Cabride on Oils from Lindsay to Preston Docks - somehow SWMBO will be passing on that one.

Ive a signal that will only be viewed from the back and side. So why am I fitting a working lamp?

All the years using acrylic thinners to spray acrylic, just used water as id ran out and it was the same if not better! Doh!

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days. Thursday, Friday, Happy Days. The weekend comes, My cycle hums, Ready to race to you.

Ullo John gotta new motor?

Just pre-ordered a Rapido Royal Hudson. Never ever spent that much on a loco before. My wallet is in shock, and I haven't even paid for it yet.

May and Hammond are in Downing Street - but where is Clarkson?

has been taken with a fit of the vapours and is off for a lay down.

Smile and grin at the changes all around, pick up my guitar and play, just like yesterday, get on my knees and pray...

Last night with help of wife and daughter made Lego tower bridge, all 4295 pieces

Football and "Brexit" on the telly and radio non-stop. I'm glad I have a shed and a model railway to get away from it all...