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  1. Pacific231G

     

    I passsed an exam in meteorology in 1992 and have  a thermometer in the back garden so am completely qualified to forecast far more accurately than all the Met Office's supercomputers. 

    The PM programme finally bowed to the inevitable and attempted to fry an egg on the pavement outside New Broadcasting House and on the bonnet of the car of one of the presenters. Thank goodness we don't still have Nationwide which would inevitably have had some hapless presenter from every BBC region also failing to do the same.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      Sorry. Did I read that correctly.

      They tried to fry an egg.

       

      On a radio show?

       

      Seems like a bad yolk to me…

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  2. AY Mod

    No more irrelevant single-word status updates please.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      Battenberg.

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  3. AY Mod

    No more irrelevant single-word status updates please.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      Smashing

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  4. brianusa

    What's up with the mail?  In the US, mail from the UK is very slow.  Mags are taking ages to arrive over here, some over a month!  

            Brian.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      And here. Prices are up, service levels down.

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  5. NGT6 1315

    Ad Parnassum

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      Bless you.

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  6. QWILPEN

    Don't put pieces of stair carpet in the washing machine, rather than get the Vax out # ruined carpet

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      Hopefully they weren’t still attached to the stairs?

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  7. gwrrob

    God Save The Queen.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      We mean it, man.

  8. Dagworth

    Can someone feed the poor hamster again. RMweb seems to be on a right go-slow today

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      Fewer, not less…

       

      (Pedantry isn’t funny, apparently, although to be pedantic, not everyone agrees with that.)

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  9. Dagworth

    Can someone feed the poor hamster again. RMweb seems to be on a right go-slow today

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      +++out of cheese error+++

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  10. Regularity

    Hydrogen bonds.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      Oh yes. Very important.

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  11. CKPR

    CKPR has taken the first steps into 7mm modelling...more details to follow on the pre-grouping forum.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      Start of a slippery slope!

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  12. gwrrob

    What's the age definition for being middle aged then.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      If life expectancy at birth is 84, then the answer is 42...

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  13. mike morley

    Why is it that you only notice the spider in the bath after you've got in with it?

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      You sure it’s a spider, and not simply your merkin floating about?

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  14. Trainshed Terry

    ll I have just recived my 101th job rejection. Feeling very despondent with the direction my life is going.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      I dealt with this by not counting, but keep going as you will eventually get something.

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  15. Regularity

    Parcelforce: taking the joy out of online shopping.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      I have been ask to provide exactly the same information for the purposes of VAT on import as is on the packaging.

      As it happens, this seems to have been “outsourced” to UPS.

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  16. Ian J.

    Hot glue gun just stopped working while I was using it and now won't restart :resent:

     

    Have had to order a replacement. Fortunately the Iroda one I had was a branding of a generic design, so there was another of the same type with a different branding on Amazon.

     

    My loco storage box rebuild will now have to pause for a few days.

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      Regularity

      Sounds like your glue gun got stuck...

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  17. AndyID

    What's so complicated about Ohm's Law?

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      I am sure there will be an ample supply of shocking puns, just as long as this remains current, and people conduct themselves properly.

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  18. Kris

    Forgive me for I have sinned, I have purchased a Hornby point.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      It will turn out for the best.

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  19. Peter Kazmierczak

    Tesco had a display of Easter mini-eggs today.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      Local branch of MacColls was putting up Easter Egg display on Christmas Eve.

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  20. davefrk

    I'm working on a loco chassis whilst Madam is assembling flatpack furniture for her mam and dad, well she is a master joiner's daughter and knows how to wield a screwdriver..;..

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      Doesn’t that mean her dad taught her everything she knows?

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  21. davefrk

    Still waiting on the Hermes delivery for Christmas....

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      Hermes now deliver Christmas?

      Oh dear.

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  22. sem34090

    Awww... Do I have to come back from the 1940s now? But I prefer the music, fashion and railways? Oh please?

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      Apparently schl0ng is also banned.

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  23. sem34090

    Awww... Do I have to come back from the 1940s now? But I prefer the music, fashion and railways? Oh please?

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      D0ng? Well, some view it as a coarse euphemism for a man;s ######.

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  24. LU_fan

    The mods work in mysterious ways.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      The topic moderator can see the post, along with the reason for deletion. Ask them nicely to have a look for you.

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  25. Ruston

    I'm feeling like Mr. Creosote after that dinner.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      It’s just waffer thin, monsieur...

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