11B

Codeine. Lovely. Not.

Tooth ache. Not just on my mind but the side of my face, and the pain killers aren't doing any thing...

And they're all off to the gee-gees this week...

Is Pilotman tomorrow, is that like being Batman?

tucking it into the top of his sock

happy birthday to me! the big 40

*Insert Obscene Comment Here*

Great, my wife has given me the shits for Valentines Day!

My laptop is seriously doing my head in it powers up but just has a black screen and coincidentally the anti-virus package runs out tomorrow ggrrrrrr!!

13hrs at work, get home to find roads shut, police helicopter above.. Aparently someone has been shot with a crossbow. Locking the doors and hiding in the loft!!!

We have occasional compulsory drugs testing in work. they turned up today. Work Colleague: 'I need something to drink before I go down, pass me that bottle from under that desk'. proceeds to chug from bottle of 'blue energy drink', runs to sink and vomits. 'That's not energy drink, that's engine coolant.' Well that's one way to avoid testing, although he's currently in hospital getting mocked.

Has apparently made the toilet smell like a toilet?!?!?!

Well, this must be a first! Yodel have delivered on time, in the snow!

just booked a ticket for matilda on friday, what do i go and see saturday, book of mormon again?

six weeks and no cigarettes. so have bought the cauliflower chassis. a few more weeks of of not smoking and I'll have enough to buy the wheels for the cauliflower and Midlands 2f. starting to like this none smoking malarkey.

Needs to make Sprout soup

pay day: T minus 8

pay day: T minus 8

Is tempted to add a br blue Heljan class 40 to my fleet. Would it go with the rest of my green diesels though?

Got an email from a colleague this morning:

Viral inner ear infection that means I cannot drive for several weeks because of dizziness. You don't realise how useful a car is until you can't use it.

tomorrow is my last day as a 45 year old :-(

Sausage and Mince

Man flu.... I think an elephent has sat on my chest whilst kicking my head, and nipping my nose! Why when I have six days off?

well this time tomorrow I will be hard at work, all the suspected heart attacks should be on the way to see us having had large amounts of food or alcohol or both. Any how... Merry Christmas to you all