11B

still smells of racehorse. With a hint of reindeer.

Thanks to the alcohol hand rub at work I now know where every crack and cut in my hands are!

Sitting here, plastered up, fractured tibia and fib above the ankle. That'll teach me to do Airsoft at my age! 6 weeks, plans wrecked. "Insert choice profanity" !

Really need something to kick start my railway mojo as have more or less lost it! As long as it doesn't involve any 37s or steam engines

#nakedchef

Fee Fi Fo Fum - I smell a troll on this for rum

Lunch

When I come to power Christmas songs will be banned from playing until mid-December

Arn't razor blades sharp?

What day is slap a colleague day? The list just seems to be getting longer by the day!!!

is recording 20 214 tomorrow, while driving it!

SPANK ME, SPANK ME AND CALL ME BRENDA!!

HELP!!!! Morris dancers!!!

isn't allowed on the furniture.

Hmmm.....Not sure why, but for some reason my project draw seems to be getting harder to close these days!

humping the sofa.

If you were to put water tanks on the body of an A4, where would you put them?

What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?

A sweet shop sells chocolate bar's for

A sweet shop sells chocolate bar's for

Now should I answer the door covered in fake blood, with the chainsaw running and invite them in?

Now should I answer the door covered in fake blood, with the chainsaw running and invite them in?

Waiting for the outcome of a job interview; has to be the longest afternoon on record...!

..is having my first day off work (since I can remember - +5yrs?) with a dodge knee and is 'resting' it in the railway room. Ouch ouch ouch ...

Being rude on RMweb and Facebook at the same time, is this Intercoarse?