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  1. Eldest son involved in serious car crash. OK thank goodness, however it is a fine line between OK and something not to even be considered.

  2. 2 As, 7 Bs and C, (The C in RS) happy is an understatement

  3. Hmmm, wife is 'sleeping off' her night out, DRS open day less than 2 miles away, I have to go out as I have a parcel to post, I have a cunning plan.....

    1. 11B

      11B

      The thing is.. She may not remember saying to you when she got in, that it was fine to go out so long as you left her to sleep in a peaceful house!

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  4. gave up working in the shed when the thermometer registered 95°F and thought "bu**er this"and has been catching some rays instead. The most has to be made of this short-lived heatwave.

  5. Apparently when "we" go food shopping next time I'm not to walk around Tesco wearing a tee shirt the reads "Keep calm and build model railways" and if I do I need a coat or jumper!

  6. is looking for another hybrid Franken-loco mwahaha ...Igor! Bring the saw mwahahahahaha

  7. I want to post something foul, offensive and disgusting but am out of ideas. Please imagine I've written something obscene and be offended by it.

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      11B

      I am either to young or to old to do that! Also I am not flexible enough! I work in an A&E department and as yet not seen anybody admitted that has done that (and we do see some strange sights). But if you would care to show us all how it's done, please, be my guest...

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  8. Not impressed with Hatton's "Order History" page. My wife has just found out since January 2014 I've spent nearly £1400 with them...

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      11B

      Err boys... Less than £400 in ten years. Ok you lot my be upset with me (and I hang my head in shame), but the boss woman will be happy(ish)....

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  9. Summer is singing in streets agian, and summer times travel has just begun...

  10. So its July, in summer, why have I got the fire lit?

  11. I didn't think that you could call paint stripper a "full bodied red wine"

    1. 11B

      11B

      Funnily enough it was from Chile, and no hangover

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  12. So there I am stud behind the door when the post lady sticks a card through to say I'm not in and the parcel has been left at a house down the road. as I open the door she tells me she didn't know I was in so left the parcel down the street! But you never knocked I said.. She then told me if it was to much trouble for be to go and collect it she would get it and drop it of later! Royal mail making Yodel look good

  13. SHMBO has been out and got new paintfor the living room. The good news is that they seem to be railway colours. The not so good news is it would match 57601 in Porterbook livery!!!

  14. has discovered that Kendal Mint Cake is terrifyingly good at melting in the heat :-O

  15. This week is not going well! Mangaged to stab myself with a used needel at work.... The only up side (if there is one) is that it was from a 90 odd year old woman and not one of the regular IV drug users that was in the next bed!

  16. well ive done the wcml in 3 stages from euston to crewe this week at 30mph, both fast and slow lines, mind numbing isnt the word

  17. That's it, I am starting a sit down nekkid protest

    1. 11B

      11B

      Still, your not going to be alone for long... There will be that restaurant for that soon!!!

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  18. day 1 after knee surgery; ###### ###### ###### this hurts. For some reason I'm also not allowed to call Mrs SG 'Nursie'.

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      11B

      One thing to remember is that the nurse is in control... Upset the nurse and they can govern when you eat, drink, use the toilet, pain relief..... Should I go on?

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  19. day 1 after knee surgery; ###### ###### ###### this hurts. For some reason I'm also not allowed to call Mrs SG 'Nursie'.

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      11B

      Hope you have a quick recovery. When I had knee surgery SWMBO hit the scab twice with a rolled up news paper thinking it was a fly! Just to make it worse she works with the physios on the orthopaedic ward!!! Good luck

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  20. biscuit or cake?

  21. Has had to check a piece of equipment at work today by turning it on and pressing a button. In a synthetic US accent it says 'Check Pads' but unfortunately it sounds like 'Check Pants!'.....

  22. So at what point do you become certifiably insane?

  23. Not sure if I should be happy or sad! Just returned from Preston MRC exhibition and only spent £10. And £7 of that was to get in!

  24. Not sure if I should be happy or sad! Just returned from Preston MRC exhibition and only spent £10. And £7 of that was to get in!

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      11B

      It seemed to be, but had a lot of stands and layouts with not a lot of room between them. But very enjoyable though

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