Chris Nevard

But surely Chris ..... you should be quite an expert at making the chuff chuff noises yourself by now !! ........ :-)

Brio.

Its the future.

Nuclear physics is easy, after all it's not Rocket science !

one of my loco's roofs looked like the cat had sat on it when the paint was wet, the amount of brush hairs in it,had to scrub it and start again,a lesson not to weather locos when drunk

beige, ideal for winter grass

You may have trouble dying the fur once collected, could dye the cat green then trim. ( only joking).

it's a hard life...

Was indeed a good weekend playing trains thanks for letting me use your trainset

mmmm, I'm looking forward to a go at Wycrail

My first visit... looking forward to seeing the layout in the flesh so to speak.

It's only 45x2 sceinic but looks alittle bigger. There's some much better stuff at the show though!

A layout that looks a little bigger on the outside than it is on the er.. outside...?!... a kind of 'exterior Tardis' then?!

Looking forward to catching up with you tomorrow, Chris.

Great idea Chris. When are you starting?!

Great Western equivilent is the fly-over at Cogload Jct - not a bad notion for a model either!!

No MR were after them so I was curious to whether you had or not

Nah, Pines Express be bu*gered! They raised the Marble Arch in Radstock to accommodate Class 85s, so that they could work the wagon works trippers!...:-D

whats your doormat doing in the 4-foot?

Jim SW is correct, it was just in my possession for happy snappy. I know nothing about locos or railways for that matter, so the review is being written by peeps in the know. It's a nice model and looks like an 85 (if I wrote a review it would simply say, 'it has correct number of wheels and looks like an 85, and it's a pretty colour').

And very good company you were too.

Aha...a clue...

A good clue - but not as you might expect - twist

Nether give up hoping...

I used to use Vodka as a track cleaner - acquired when I was working in Poland in the mid 90s, a snip at 35p for the half litre.

I'd run out of isopropyl (which is brill) and had just a foot left to do so hit the drinks cabinet!

If all else fails,drink the Vodka !

12" to the foot?

Must be first for you Chris , something that big .

Punishment?

We want photos

It will be used for the front cover of the next toy chuffer monthly

I don't think your 2-8-2 will like the sharp bends. 0-6-0 and 0-4-0 mostly OK as are small tender engines.

I was thinking of a French 2-3-2 U1 how about Harry the Austerity with DCC sound?

Austerity will be fine, I don't run Dee Cee Cee though..

Just what are you up to, mister Nevard?

Industrial espionage! ;-)

Who.............

Is he the latest EuroLotto winner, then?

Let's see....14,827 members x 2.25 = £ 33,360.75. Per round.

Devils on horseback, cheese and pineapple on a stick, and a vat of fondue! :-)

*like*

Anzum!

Good Stuff!

My gurl likes trains,

why cant all exhibiton layouts be 2 foot high?

Your up too late Christopher, mother wouldn't want you to go past your bed time would she?

13,882 is known as a forum?

could be... - Though i can "forumize" as I work I cant really stick things together whislt writing and talking :/

And if onnnneeeeee armchair modelllller, should accidnetlllyyyy fallllllll, there'd be......

I hope you've got the right pattern hinges on that sign and the correct version of the licencing act displayed behind the bar....

Who's name above the door... (I can think of a few suitable ones!)

So can I halfwit, but we'll get into trouble!

christ, that made me jump!

Sorry!

It was not you, it was the "AH"

with or without the vampire wig?

Oh it's got to be with the wig. Absolutely the wig.

That was a wig ???

And i thought everyone's a Fruit and Nut case.

But what if you split Chris Nevard into layers?

Turn mars bar upside down, bite off the 'Milky way' bits, then fold the remains in half & shove in gob in one go. Ah, the long missed joys of childhood!