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..I've just seen an elephant - at the hotel!!!

Pikachu!

Must bite my toungue even when given a great lead in ...

Any suggestions how to keep spiders out of my layout shed?

Off to see if there's still four thousand holes there.

Today I have not yet consumed any sausages

Just finished erecting a flagpole in the garden. A Union flag has been raised, but I need to source one more durable than a souvineer from a museum.

would assume that 3D printing will never become the rage in a two-dimensional universe.

is looking at solid state drives.

Google have finally abided by the court ruling I got - adverts back on my Youtube channel.

Does anyone know the current P&P for chain mail?

Is thinking about the Highlands

The label on the new plastic washing-up brush says "wash before use". What happens if I don't?

Really impressed with Bachmann USA's service and spares department.

Local radio interviewee quote: "We need better shops in Burslem, Home & Bargain is my favourite but we really need a Primark".

Anyone got experience with Bachmann service department? Poor Deltic, off to see Bachmann's service elves for repairs.

Was hoping for 'winter' this morning and all we got was 'dreich'

Aaargh! CTMK is on the internet looking at knitting books that feature blokes doing knitting. Help, what can this mean??!!

waiting for the met offices first 'yellow' snow warning

I found my mojo, its been pickled in the bottom of a tequila bottle.

Has anyone ever heard of INRstar ?

''WARNING'' Do not repeat do not rub your nostriles after handling chopped chilli's by heck !

Just been informed that Waterstones are going to stock my book as a core catalogue item. Can I put down the deposit on that Caribbean island yet?

4hrs of Carl Arendt scrapbook Priceless

woke up with a pair of dirty underpants on his head this morning following a night of debauchery.