Ian J.

Still looking for employment, I have applied for a number of jobs and received about half a dozen refusals, I think it is very rude not letting the applicant that the application is not going further.

Where does it all end?

Curse you Morrisons - pork pie baked in store are so naive even the Mrs eats them, next she'll want the vote

The War of the Soup Bowls

is feeling very kwerched...

The Arkansas Recipe for Portable Custard cannot achieve a suitable level of intellectualism.

has been unable to stop his office PC "upgrading" (sic) itself to Windows 10. AAAARRRGGGHHH :-(

Cholesterol is up to 7.7 - time for a pie and a pint then...

Well after all the excitement with Shakatak over recent days has decided to go all 1980's Power Ballads and is looking for copious amounts of hair care products for maximum lift and hold.....

Is the name of the seemingly popular Nissan 'Qashqai' meant to evoke the expression 'cash cow?'

Gliese 229A

Second figure commission started and they are Scotsman in kilts showing that the aren't wearing pants! Feels a bit odd filing a willy!

Mi' Lord, Counsel for the prosecution will demonstrate beyond all reasonable doubt, that the defendant has not ironed a pair of underpants since 1973, and that even then, the attempt was so half-hearted that his mother-in-law was later to describe it as 'ineffectual'.

and his colleague "Madame" are moving into new offices in Ealing, hopefully next week, and away from the menace of mendicants, panhandlers, sand dog builders, musicians (sic) and crusty chuggers

It's official, I is now a professional model painter with commissions and a waiting list and everything!

Probably the best hobby in the world

I smell wibble

S.H.A.D.O.

S.H.A.D.O.

Das Krapital

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Half a pound of cheese and a cold sausage

The Odeon of Herodes Atticus

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Hah, bumhug