Ian J.

A Ferengi charity

Well, I now have an aptitude test for an apprenticeship next Monday, wish me luck

Half a pound of cheese and a cold sausage

Daewoo Nubira Vanden Plas

White RABBITS!

is becoming convinced of the merits of a comb-over....

The bus is interesting, the bus is green.

Gnome alone

Crossword clue - easy way to stop someone drowning. Apparently "Take your foot off his head" is not the right answer

Neutrino count is up.

lb - ha I've done it now...

As lavatories go, that attached to the rather odd cafe in Totnes, where I consumed a three-sausage sandwich this morning, must surely rank slightly below that of a Voyager unit.

Warning according to the cucumber your sausage requires updated drivers, please insert bacon to continue

What this situation calls for is clean paints

Is preparing body and soul for the mother of all fry-ups.

I am slightly less baffled today, but then again, I am about to have a pork pie, so that's nice.

Class B itinerant pulsar

..has, tonight, successfully sent my first DCC commands, from my home made DC (PWM) controller, to an LNER 238

Today's Voyager lavatorial annoyance - too much lavatory paper stuffed up inside those horrid little dispensers, making it a veritable tug of war to get any out.

Bicarbonate. Of Soda.

is taking the dreaded leap into the dark abyss that is the universe of proper programming - C++ (and a bit of C)

is taking the dreaded leap into the dark abyss that is the universe of proper programming - C++ (and a bit of C)

Two more bananas to consume.

What is the advantage of this banana?

"Well, that might explain quite a lot. We'll have to see how this turns out..."