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  1. NGT6 1315

    Can you run a marathon in Marazion?

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Why not do it in Greece?

    3. tigerburnie

      tigerburnie

      I might if it's in 4mm scale

    4. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Thought they were called Snickers these days.

  2. NGT6 1315

    Shogun

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    2. Free At Last

      Free At Last

      Cowabunga

    3. Lu4472ke

      Lu4472ke

      evo

    4. Wellyboots

      Wellyboots

      Pajero

  3. NGT6 1315

    He who controls the spice controls the universe!

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    2. Barry Ten

      Barry Ten

      Know a Mentat by his red-stained lips.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      The slow blade penetrates the shield.

    4. Barry Ten

      Barry Ten

      Sting looks like a berk.

  4. NGT6 1315

    RIP, Leonard Nimoy.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      RIP, a great actor and a very decent human being too.

    3. Market65

      Market65

      Leonard Nimoy - Mr. Spock - RIP. You will be missed.

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Damn... :-(

  5. NGT6 1315

    Koyaanisqatsi. Koyaanisqatsi. Koyaanisqatsi. Koyaanisqatsi.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Yarm

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Querty keyboard fights back !

    4. Talltim

      Talltim

      Good film

  6. NGT6 1315

    Warlock

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Padlock

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Bloodnock

    4. SHMD

      SHMD

      The good ship the USS PONTYPRIDD

  7. NGT6 1315

    A man walks round the corner and steps on a cookie.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      What was the name of the radish growing in the adjacent garden?

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Cookies! :D

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      A faded orchid

  8. NGT6 1315

    Pemmican nulla.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      So is Cullompton.

       

      Blubberhouses will reopen tomorrow morning. Please form an orderly queue.

    3. Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      mele kalikimaka to you too

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Blubberhouses has reopened for service but we haven't seen you in the orderly queue as yet.

  9. NGT6 1315

    The primordial atom... burst. Sending out its radiation, setting everything in motion. One particle collides with another, gases expand, planets contract, and before you know it we've got starships and holodecks and chicken soup. In fact, you can't help but have starships and holodecks and chicken soup because it was all determined twenty billion years ago!

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I really don't have a view on this.

    3. 46444

      46444

      That must be a first?....

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      42, probably

  10. NGT6 1315

    The Space Frigate Donizetti is back.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      All subterfuge!

    3. 46444

      46444

      Western National....

    4. ian

      ian

      "Hail Caesar!"

       

      "Never mind the weather forecast, what news?"

       

  11. NGT6 1315

    A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess.

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    2. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      Billingham Synthonia

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Rovers return

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I think you need a Shaggy super sandwich, sunshine!

  12. NGT6 1315

    Imperium Romanum in gloria est.

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    2. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      The Empire never dies; it merely reconstitutes...

    3. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      Strange to relate my 16 year old granddaughter is learning Latin as a conduit to other languages.

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I learned Latin while in school as well and rather liked it!

  13. NGT6 1315

    Ze nuklear wessels are in Alameda.

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    2. sharris

      sharris

      Just use the keyboard.

    3. TomE

      TomE

      Everybody remember where we parked.

    4. OnTheBranchline

      OnTheBranchline

      Do you like Italian?

  14. NGT6 1315

    Is it paneful when you run into a glass door?

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    2. DonB

      DonB

      CK.. does your W/E include a fact-finding trip on a Voyager?

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      More like a muckraking job, Don.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      What? Wigan has an Arts Council!????

  15. NGT6 1315

    Nephilim

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    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Brobdingnagians

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Sisters of Mercy

    4. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Hey now, hey now now!

  16. NGT6 1315

    The curry I had for lunch was not properly seasoned, methinks...

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    2. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      nothing natural about a Horsetan curry...

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      There's nothing wrong with my veg curries. And they could potentially contribute to sources of natural gas.

    4. Jim49

      Jim49

      Poison gas more like

  17. NGT6 1315

    Balaclava!

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Simpson helmet

    3. steve22

      steve22

      Mine always itched under the chin.

    4. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      There is your enemy!

      There are your guns!

  18. NGT6 1315

    Nebuchadnezzar.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Melchizedek.

    3. KalKat

      KalKat

      Prefer a hogshead

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Mithras.

  19. NGT6 1315

    Rigoletto!

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    2. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Prefer the Black Bottom

    3. bgman

      bgman

      I love Italian food !

    4. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      Mmmm Ravioli.

  20. NGT6 1315

    When dawn is breaking, how do you fix it?

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    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Sorry couldn't help it

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      The old ones are the best

    4. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      And still funny!

  21. NGT6 1315

    In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      funny how they all got younger in the film!

    3. steve22

      steve22

      Didn't they become a team or sumfin?

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      They all moved to Piddle Trenthide and took up pole vaulting

  22. NGT6 1315

    "What's this, then? 'Romanes eunt domus'? People called Romanes, they go, the house?"

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Amo, amas, amat, amamus....... eeek! it's a marmus!!

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Are you the Judean People's Front?

    4. 69843

      69843

      Not the PFJ?

  23. NGT6 1315

    Aye, there's the rub...

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    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      The fiction department of the library takes on a whole new meaning now

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I can see you did your homework!

    4. Tim Hale

      Tim Hale

      William S has a great deal to answer for.

  24. NGT6 1315

    This weather's sh*te!

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    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      How do you say that in German? No, on second thoughts don't answer that.

    3. Andy Y

      Andy Y

      I'd say continuous diarrhea would be more apt, very wet and windy and no confidence in leaving the house. :)

    4. davefrk

      davefrk

      Sorry guys but the weather's beautiful here in sunny Blantyre, we've even got the seats out in the garden.

      Dave in Blantyre, Glasgow not Blantyre, Africa.....

  25. NGT6 1315

    would like to have an electric guitar now.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Would this have been steampunk rock then?

    3. halfwit

      halfwit

      LOL!

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Anyone want to mimic the Keith Flint "dance", then?

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