Jump to content
 

NGT6 1315

RMweb Premium
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    1,073

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    13

 Content Type 

Status Updates posted by NGT6 1315

  1. NGT6 1315

    Combine Honnete Ober Advancer Mercantiles.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      He who controls the spice controls the Universe.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Custard

    4. Barry Ten

      Barry Ten

      Know a Mentat by his red sausages.

  2. NGT6 1315

    Would you like some oysters-saltfish-skate-sharks'-heads-left-over-vinegar-dressing-laserpitium-leek-with-honey-sauce-thrush-blackbird-pigeon-dove-roast-cock's-brains-wagtail-cushat-hare-stewed-in-new-wine-gristle-of-veal-pullet's-wings for your main course, sir?

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      u want fries wiv that

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Why would you even think up such a disgusting concoction?

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Been watching Masterchef have we?

  3. NGT6 1315

    You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is yo...

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      You'd get the same effect as a Funeral Director....

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Frank.

    4. Poggy1165

      Poggy1165

      Sounds like working for the town hall.

       

  4. NGT6 1315

    Two helium atoms were acting funny. HeHe.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      :lol: They are the definite particle...
    3. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Protons make good friends - they always have a positive attitude.

    4. Liam

      Liam

      Moral of the story: never leave atoms unattended.

  5. NGT6 1315

    T-Rex

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. bgman

      bgman

      Are they opening again?

      I thought they'd gone bankrupt!

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      WordPerfect 5.1

    4. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Originally known as Teehee Rex but somehow that didn't work.

  6. NGT6 1315

    Beer!

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. 60159

      60159

      Thanks

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Seaton tramway

    4. waggy

      waggy

      Drink, Girls, Feck. Ars*

  7. NGT6 1315

    Warlock

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Padlock

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Bloodnock

    4. SHMD

      SHMD

      The good ship the USS PONTYPRIDD

  8. NGT6 1315

    The primordial atom... burst. Sending out its radiation, setting everything in motion. One particle collides with another, gases expand, planets contract, and before you know it we've got starships and holodecks and chicken soup. In fact, you can't help but have starships and holodecks and chicken soup because it was all determined twenty billion years ago!

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I really don't have a view on this.

    3. 46444

      46444

      That must be a first?....

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      42, probably

  9. NGT6 1315

    The Space Frigate Donizetti is back.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      All subterfuge!

    3. 46444

      46444

      Western National....

    4. ian

      ian

      "Hail Caesar!"

       

      "Never mind the weather forecast, what news?"

       

  10. NGT6 1315

    Kojak

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Arquebus

    3. 46444

      46444

      Book'em Danno!

    4. Daniel W

      Daniel W

      Stavros!

  11. NGT6 1315

    Oh, flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C. / Didn't get to bed last night / On the way the paper bag was on my knee / Man I had a dreadful flight

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Vickers VC10?

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Pedant alert: Miami was always 707's sadly never VC10 or Super VC10

    4. trisonic

      trisonic

      I liked 707’s...

  12. NGT6 1315

    Sloth racing

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. bgman

      bgman

      5/1 on the red one please

    3. 46444

      46444

      A nice cup of tea with a digestive biscuit...

    4. Castleacreshunter

      Castleacreshunter

      On a go slow.

  13. NGT6 1315

    The Forbidden City

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Forbidden City. That must mean Westminster.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Anatevka

    4. locoholic

      locoholic

      Prawn crackers

  14. NGT6 1315

    thlIngan Hol Dajatlh 'a'?

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. 28XX

      28XX

      Thes aren't the droids you are looking for

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      bIjeghbe'chugh vaj bIHegh!

    4. Boris

      Boris

      bInoSvaghnIS.

  15. NGT6 1315

    Atlantean Uprising.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Is that a horrendous uprising from the bottom?

    3. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      PD3s rule! Atlanteans are quite good though, they carry a spare engine in the boot....

    4. admiles

      admiles

      Rather pleased to see Ipswich Buses using their 1976 open top Atlantean on the X3 service the other evening. Must be short of vehicles again!

  16. NGT6 1315

    Doscientos cincuenta y uno and doscientos sesenta y nueve.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Math does that to you indeed.

    3. McGomez

      McGomez

      2 types of Spanish electric loco quiz

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

  17. NGT6 1315

    is the God of Hellfire.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. BoD

      BoD

      No. I'm the God of Hellfire.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Call the fire brigade

      Call the fire brigade

    4. TheIntercityhst

      TheIntercityhst

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xCukn6p2EA
  18. NGT6 1315

    Philosophical statement of the morning: Nature's a snail.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. BoD

      BoD

      Ah, Fibonacci. Not that he was at all slimy.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      So....is nature called Brian ?

    4. brianthesnail96

      brianthesnail96

      You called?

  19. NGT6 1315

    Hierarchical-collective command structure!

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. petethemole

      petethemole

      Democratic centralism!

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Fish paste

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Sorry, forgot the exclamation marks!

       

      Here are a few... !!!!

  20. NGT6 1315

    Nebuchadnezzar.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Melchizedek.

    3. KalKat

      KalKat

      Prefer a hogshead

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Mithras.

  21. NGT6 1315

    When dawn is breaking, how do you fix it?

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Sorry couldn't help it

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      The old ones are the best

    4. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      And still funny!

  22. NGT6 1315

    "You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're 'them.' We're 'they.'"

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. martin_wynne

      martin_wynne

      bas made more sense

    3. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      I want my mommy :)

    4. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      ah.. the final sentence tells me it's not a signaller...

  23. NGT6 1315

    "You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass."

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. DonB

      DonB

      don't think I can comment, I'm Kippered!

    3. 69843

      69843

      Better than playing cod.

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      How's digging a tench grab you instead?

  24. NGT6 1315

    Aye, there's the rub...

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      The fiction department of the library takes on a whole new meaning now

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I can see you did your homework!

    4. Tim Hale

      Tim Hale

      William S has a great deal to answer for.

  25. NGT6 1315

    This weather's sh*te!

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      How do you say that in German? No, on second thoughts don't answer that.

    3. Andy Y

      Andy Y

      I'd say continuous diarrhea would be more apt, very wet and windy and no confidence in leaving the house. :)

    4. davefrk

      davefrk

      Sorry guys but the weather's beautiful here in sunny Blantyre, we've even got the seats out in the garden.

      Dave in Blantyre, Glasgow not Blantyre, Africa.....

×
×
  • Create New...