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  1. NGT6 1315

    Oh, flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C. / Didn't get to bed last night / On the way the paper bag was on my knee / Man I had a dreadful flight

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    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Vickers VC10?

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Pedant alert: Miami was always 707's sadly never VC10 or Super VC10

    4. trisonic

      trisonic

      I liked 707’s...

  2. NGT6 1315

    This is a true story. It is based on official reports and eyewitness accounts.

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    2. 46444

      46444

      According to the Daily Mail..

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      It is not a true story. It didn't happen. It wasn't me. I wasn't there. It was Tony wot did it, Guv.

    4. adb968008

      adb968008

      Fake news

  3. NGT6 1315

    All hail the Rekoloks!

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    2. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Unser Staat, unser Stolz!

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Schild und Schwert.

    4. KalKat

      KalKat

      Praise the waves!

  4. NGT6 1315

    Twin Ion Engines

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    2. WD0-6-0

      WD0-6-0

      Hey kid, let's blow this thing and get outta here

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Custard.

    4. SHMD

      SHMD

      Inherently co-axially un-stable. Try just using just one but make sure it is truly symmetrical about the z-axis.

  5. NGT6 1315

    The Rock.

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    2. Liam

      Liam

      Long Rock

    3. thaddeus

      thaddeus

      I was told me prefers Dwayne Johnson these days

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Alcatraz?

  6. NGT6 1315

    CHOAM

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    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Duncan Idaho

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      And that's the six Frank Herbert Dune books downloaded to my Kindle for reading :) (plus Neuromancer, and also a book on Autism called Neurotribes)

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      TRIPE.

  7. NGT6 1315

    The primordial atom... burst. Sending out its radiation, setting everything in motion. One particle collides with another, gases expand, planets contract, and before you know it we've got starships and holodecks and chicken soup. In fact, you can't help but have starships and holodecks and chicken soup because it was all determined twenty billion years ago!

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I really don't have a view on this.

    3. 46444

      46444

      That must be a first?....

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      42, probably

  8. NGT6 1315

    A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess.

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    2. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      Billingham Synthonia

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Rovers return

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I think you need a Shaggy super sandwich, sunshine!

  9. NGT6 1315

    Ze nuklear wessels are in Alameda.

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    2. sharris

      sharris

      Just use the keyboard.

    3. TomE

      TomE

      Everybody remember where we parked.

    4. OnTheBranchline

      OnTheBranchline

      Do you like Italian?

  10. NGT6 1315

    Cannon

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Fat Yank dick.

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Actually that sort of works in German too. ;-)

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Actually that sort of works in German too. ;-)

  11. NGT6 1315

    Is it paneful when you run into a glass door?

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    2. DonB

      DonB

      CK.. does your W/E include a fact-finding trip on a Voyager?

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      More like a muckraking job, Don.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      What? Wigan has an Arts Council!????

  12. NGT6 1315

    Comrade Leonid Brezhnev

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    2. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Egon Krenz..old 'Horseface' himself.

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Marko Aleksandrovich Ramius

    4. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Eyebrows twinned with Dennis Healey?

  13. NGT6 1315

    Kojak

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Arquebus

    3. 46444

      46444

      Book'em Danno!

    4. Daniel W

      Daniel W

      Stavros!

  14. NGT6 1315

    would like to have an electric guitar now.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Would this have been steampunk rock then?

    3. halfwit

      halfwit

      LOL!

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Anyone want to mimic the Keith Flint "dance", then?

  15. NGT6 1315

    The Forbidden City

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Forbidden City. That must mean Westminster.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Anatevka

    4. locoholic

      locoholic

      Prawn crackers

  16. NGT6 1315

    Nephilim

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    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Brobdingnagians

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Sisters of Mercy

    4. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Hey now, hey now now!

  17. NGT6 1315

    Koyaanisqatsi. Koyaanisqatsi. Koyaanisqatsi. Koyaanisqatsi.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Yarm

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Querty keyboard fights back !

    4. Talltim

      Talltim

      Good film

  18. NGT6 1315

    Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      I stand corrected - thks

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Lambeth

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Spadina

  19. NGT6 1315

    Philosophical statement of the morning: Nature's a snail.

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    2. BoD

      BoD

      Ah, Fibonacci. Not that he was at all slimy.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      So....is nature called Brian ?

    4. brianthesnail96

      brianthesnail96

      You called?

  20. NGT6 1315

    Hierarchical-collective command structure!

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    2. petethemole

      petethemole

      Democratic centralism!

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Fish paste

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Sorry, forgot the exclamation marks!

       

      Here are a few... !!!!

  21. NGT6 1315

    Nebuchadnezzar.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Melchizedek.

    3. KalKat

      KalKat

      Prefer a hogshead

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Mithras.

  22. NGT6 1315

    We are Federation.

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    2. Tim V

      Tim V

      we are BORG

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Eat transphasic torpedoes, then!

    4. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      I cannot remember what I am!

  23. NGT6 1315

    wants to tuna fish.

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    2. beast66606

      beast66606

      This is out of plaice

    3. SouthernRegionSteam

      SouthernRegionSteam

      Can you tuna my piano?

    4. SHMD

      SHMD

      I prefer the bass notes.

  24. NGT6 1315

    is continuing rabbit-proofing the living room.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Kev, they don't usually stray beyond the living room, which may have to do with the parquet we have. They don't much like walking across it because it's too smooth for them!

    3. RJL

      RJL

      Rabbit slippers could be a solution for that?

    4. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Ah yes, ours jumps the gaps between the rugs on the laminate floor!

  25. NGT6 1315

    "You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass."

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    2. DonB

      DonB

      don't think I can comment, I'm Kippered!

    3. 69843

      69843

      Better than playing cod.

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      How's digging a tench grab you instead?

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