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  1. NGT6 1315

    Vacuum energy

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    2. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      That deep man.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Cheese scones

    4. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      Roomba power pack!

  2. NGT6 1315

    Commando!

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    2. rembrow

      rembrow

      Long John Baldry

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      You won't take 'no' for an answer, will you? You must play nicely, or else we will remove your emotion chip and put you in a High Security Naughty Corner on the far side of the Moon.

    4. lapford34102

      lapford34102

      Arnie deserved an Oscar.....

  3. NGT6 1315

    Calibrate Heisenberg compensators.

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      ..all you have to do is sing along..

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      That's the spirit!

    4. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Atomic batteries to power,

      Turbines to speed.

  4. NGT6 1315

    wonders if there will even be a tomorrow now, seriously.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      That an ad for your firm, Ivan? :-D

    3. rembrow

      rembrow

      tomorrow will soon be today and then later, yesterday and be forgotten. Then again is it finally 'the rapture'.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ....because tomorrow never comes.

  5. NGT6 1315

    The Merovingian

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      A b C D e F g ???

    3. 46444

      46444

      A 1950's Western Region express to Cornwall....

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      It took the fitters at Barrow to get the best from them.

  6. NGT6 1315

    Californian Swordsmen

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      The Reichenbach Falls

    3. Ravenser

      Ravenser

      Always carry a revolver east of Aldgate, Watson

       

    4. rembrow

      rembrow

      Arnie 'you can't be choosy with an uzi'

  7. NGT6 1315

    All hail Kahless. Qapla'!

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Gerald would like to know where you put his toothbrush.

    3. 46444

      46444

      Wakefield Wildcats

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Kookaburra

  8. NGT6 1315

    is cooking qiezibao for dinner.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I thought that was the capital of Quinoa.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      No, that was Tripe.

    4. DonB

      DonB

      All you can eat for

  9. NGT6 1315

    Klingon bloodwine

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Poteen!

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Sausage gin.

    4. 46444

      46444

      Nice weather...

  10. NGT6 1315

    intends to tuna fish.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Oh cod, why not?

    3. bgman

      bgman

      How can that be ?

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Simon Drew

  11. NGT6 1315

    Conurbate!

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Archibald likes to wash the dishes.

    3. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Whilst Suzanne polishes her jugs.

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Cucumber

  12. NGT6 1315

    The Three Laws of Robotics

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Tried them all and it still fell over !

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Four public wash handbasins in Fishguard

    4. bigP

      bigP

      --

  13. NGT6 1315

    Avian Empire

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Marrakech

    3. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Xindi.

    4. 46444

      46444

      Budgies...

  14. NGT6 1315

    has a cunning plan...a plan so cunning...

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    2. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      LoL

    3. TomE

      TomE

      Is it as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ....you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel?

  15. NGT6 1315

    wonders if the person responsible for keeping records on a submarine can be called a subscriber.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      No

    3. petethemole

      petethemole

      More like an underwriter.

    4. rembrow

      rembrow

      Is the officer I/c of the latrines a sub loo tenant

  16. NGT6 1315

    Socrates.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      With Diogenes as the referee?

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      No, the referee was Mr. Confucius.

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      With his unique Kant?

  17. NGT6 1315

    Obey the Rulers.

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    2. Tim V

      Tim V

      Beware obfuscation

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Fight The Power!

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Resistance is worthwhile!

  18. NGT6 1315

    In France, criminals were once put to death with the gelatine.

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    2. 2mmMark

      2mmMark

      By gum, that's a harsh sentence!

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      That apparatus was superseded by the grimly new-fangled and totally deadly Fatal Sausage Impaler...

    4. trisonic

      trisonic

      That would be a

  19. NGT6 1315

    is setting out to change the gravitational constant of the Universe.

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    2. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      would that make them lightweight sausages to help with weight watchers lighter meal diets ? muppets pigs in space comes too mind as well !!

    3. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      And I need to get a new pencil sharpener today.

    4. Londontram

      Londontram

      Yes I've just been to the toilet too

  20. NGT6 1315

    "Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant. You must comply."

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      I am irrelevant. Ima im regalent. Hi mam I'm pregnant. Lie bat my by prevalent I mla bye fig.... .. .. ... .... ... ...pills PILLS! Where's me pills?....

    3. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      Sounds like the NR rule book....

    4. MarkC

      MarkC

      You will be assimilated...

  21. NGT6 1315

    wonders why a haulier would call themselves "Panic."

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Guter Fa*rt!

    3. bgman

      bgman

      I've driven through an Austrian village called W**k ! It's actually a very pretty place, didn't see the haulage company there though !

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      And then there was W**kdorf Stadium in Berne...

  22. NGT6 1315

    "Bear with me," said the zookeeper, exasperated after a long shift.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      "You still need to boar those holes," added the boss.

    3. steve22

      steve22

      These jokes leave me roar.

    4. AndyB

      AndyB

      You get the coffees and I'll p-p-p-pick up the penguins.

  23. NGT6 1315

    would like to remind everyone of an old Vulcan proverb: Only Nixon could go to China.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Did Leonard Nimoy ever feel typecast?

    3. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      Yes - his first autobiography was called "I am not Spock". Though his second one was "I am Spock"!

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ^

      That....is illogical, Captain

  24. NGT6 1315

    Does a carpenter speak plane English?

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    2. kevpeo

      kevpeo

      Knot likely!

    3. The Nth Degree

      The Nth Degree

      He should be able to hammer it home

    4. ian

      ian

      He might be a member of a splinter group.

  25. NGT6 1315

    is in space and at the final frontier.

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    2. Debs.

      Debs.

      What a trek it`s been!

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Time to energise!

    4. Trebor

      Trebor

      uk boarder control at heathrow then.

       

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