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  1. Worsdell forever

    Just discovered a box of biscuits left over from Christmas...

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    2. BoD

      BoD

      That's crackers.

       

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Wonder what the "Use By" date was?

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      25th December?

  2. Worsdell forever

    Posh Paws the Dinosaur.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Asbestos Deinonychus Plower.

    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Turnips.

  3. Worsdell forever

    Size really does matter, otherwise your wallpaper might fall off.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Indeed, but is it Art?

    2. Barry O

      Barry O

      have you tried no more nails??

       

    3. KalKat

      KalKat

      Naaah..... staple gun - works a treat for me!

  4. Worsdell forever

    For more information please reread this status update.

  5. Worsdell forever

    It's a simple mechanism, everyone learned how to use it as a child. shut the ruddy door! It's cold out there!

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    2. Trebor

      Trebor

      born in a barn!

       

    3. ian

      ian

      Just like Jesus.

    4. davefrk

      davefrk

      That's terrible saying that to the good lady, she was only putting the bin out, bringing the dog in, hanging out the washing whilst you were sitting on yer arxe.....

  6. Worsdell forever

    Does anyone out there know of any?

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Are you not getting any?

    3. davefrk

      davefrk

      I saw some yesterday but I went back today and they're gone....

    4. waggy

      waggy

      North Eastern Thingamajigs ?

  7. Worsdell forever

    A couple of weeks ago I asked a silly question, she said yes...

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    2. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      by eck lad, congratulations...and next time I see you in the pub...

    3. Tim V

      Tim V

      Oh dear!

    4. BoD

      BoD

      She took two weeks to decide?

  8. Worsdell forever

    Spotted Boris on the NYMR Grosmont webcam, not nice...

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      With or without clothes on ?

    3. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Thankfully with.

    4. BoD

      BoD

      Are you sure it was Boris and not a sausage from Haverfotdwest.

  9. Worsdell forever

    Noel Gallagher said last night, 'the only good thing to come out of Yorkshire is the teabags' - well, it's one more than Lancashire...

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    2. 45059

      45059

      The Manchester sound was largely Factory Records, however the Yorkshire sound is largely moaning... Yorkshire is only the right side of the Pennines geographically!

    3. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      It's good to know Lancastrians can still go and do some missionary in a 3rd world county without having to fly anywhere ;-) #redroseforever

       

    4. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      I always thought the best thing to come of Yorkshire was this:

  10. Worsdell forever

    Found the straw that broke the camel's back, but the last hanky on the washing line and crack! Or a perhaps it was the 4 bath towels?

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      you've got crack on your washing line. I thought it came in rocks not lines? Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.

    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Straw towels and a camel for a washing line. By eck, there's nowt as strange as folk lad.

    3. Boris

      Boris

      At least it wasn't an elephant, they come in pints

  11. Worsdell forever

    Is painting sheep and trying not to fall asleep.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I suppose the worry is that if you do, the sheep might end up painting you!

       

    2. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Ah, that most dangerous of animals - the clever sheep...

    3. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

  12. Worsdell forever

    Is wondering what the makers of the latest blackcurrent drink advert were on...

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I blame it on the '70's

    3. rembrow

      rembrow

      zooby doo, zooby doo, zooby doo.

    4. devondynosoar118

      devondynosoar118

      Whatever it is, where can I get some?

  13. Worsdell forever

    Lets do it, lets do it...

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    2. Barry O

      Barry O

      Sooooop sir?

    3. uax6

      uax6

      And that catalogue on vinyl flooring.... I just hope he's not just wearing stilletos and an oven glove.

    4. LNER4479

      LNER4479

      It's OK - he's got a 'please excuse me' note from his mother.

  14. Worsdell forever

    Mr Spiggott - you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan.

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    2. Rugd1022

      Rugd1022

      Unfortunately, neither do you...

       

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Ta, da!

    4. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      So you can "hoppit"

  15. Worsdell forever

    Caught Boris buying sweets this afternoon and he didn't give me any.

    1. waggy

      waggy

      Maltesers ?

    2. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      No, Caramac I think.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Last Rolo ?

  16. Worsdell forever

    The kettle will have to go on again.

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    2. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Tea, definitely tea. Think it might have to go on again soon.

       

    3. Barry O

      Barry O

      It's on in Robin Hoods Bay in our cottage and we have home made cake to go with the tea!

    4. Indomitable026

      Indomitable026

      To flush down all those maltesers?

  17. Worsdell forever

    Just because all the Maltesers packets are in the bin under my bench doesn't mean I ate them all.

    1. davefrk

      davefrk

      It must have been that Porcy.

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Macavity's not there.

    3. Indomitable026

      Indomitable026

      I'd be checking the other bins too.

  18. Worsdell forever

    Boris was right! 2 66s and ballast on the NYMR.

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    2. Chris116

      Chris116

      There should be a law against Boris!

       

    3. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      There is, they just haven't caught him yet.

    4. Barry O

      Barry O

      No, boris isn't always right, there are a lot of punters at Exhibitions who know they are right!

  19. Worsdell forever

    Took my pizza out of the oven and wondered if there was some better way of cutting it than with a knife (don't have a cutting wheel) then thought 'Ah, scissors!' worked a treat.

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    2. MartinWales

      MartinWales

      Hmmm,Pizza scissors....niche purchase?

    3. plarailfan

      plarailfan

      1980's Lima wheels ?

    4. Tim V

      Tim V

      Tin snips? I have a pair in the garage....

  20. Worsdell forever

    Just watched Monday night's Traffic Cops and the scroat that snatched my girlfriend's bag. Nice to see the cell door close on him.

    1. Deano747

      Deano747

      Karma!!

    2. Sylvian Tennant

      Sylvian Tennant

      Beautiful

    3. Simon Moore

      Simon Moore

      Many dog the police I think they do a sterling effort. I like to see justice done there's far to much crime which is gotten away with.

  21. Worsdell forever

    Australia's top scorer is a player called 'Extras' with 14.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ....but can he bowl?

    2. Barry O

      Barry O

      not according to teh normal Laws of cricket but not sure what the ICC rules say!

       

  22. Worsdell forever

    Do not text while making love, it's down right rude, and the man will charge you...

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    2. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      You will never guess what I am doing whilst texting LMAO ooh, ooh, aah, aah, yes yes yes yes yes aaagghhh YES YES YES

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Juggling a soldering iron?

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      you speakingfromexperiencethen???

      >?)

  23. Worsdell forever

    Penfold, shush!

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Ooh crumbs! Ooh carrots, DM!

  24. Worsdell forever

    Brilliant atmospheric photo - https://www.flickr.com/photos/64518788@N05/8394056699/in/set-72157631648002385

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Gunpowder van porn!!!!!!!!!!

    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      Fabulous photo :)

  25. Worsdell forever

    Your name froze on the winter air An empty bench in Soho Square

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