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  1. I've just taken delivery of a crate of beer I hadn't ordered.  A surprise present from my son-in-law, I've discovered.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Free and unexpected beer, when it is welcome, is rarely disagreeable.

       

  2. I get the feeling from my latest attempt to buy my grandson's Xmas present that if you are a previous customer of Amazon it's Amazon Prime or not at all. (After three attempts I chose Waterstones)

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    2. John Tomlinson

      John Tomlinson

      I had just this, unclear website trail and I joined Prime by mistake. I opted out straight away, and the goods didn't turn up! Eventually got them, but now stear well clear.

    3. davefrk

      davefrk

      The guy is now the richest person in the world and his company tries everything to avoid paying tax in various countries so I won't touch Amason now. Local shops for local people I say... Or they will all disappear.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Yes Dave; well said mate.

  3. Just cooked myself a Japanese katsu curry. The meal was fine, but the resulting washing up will probably take me until the end of the month!

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    2. mike morley

      mike morley

      Its only now I've eaten it that I realise I forgot to add the soy and the honey to the katsu sauce!

    3. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      Eat the honey and drink the soy sauce, it adds to the experience if done that way

    4. dhjgreen

      dhjgreen

      I find RTR Katsu is quite acceptable.

  4. Why are English cricket pundits so determined to count chickens?

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Because all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds!

    3. tractionman

      tractionman

      presumably because the game itself is so dull

    4. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      It is a prerequisite of punditry. When there's nothing to say, talk about nothing.

  5. The stuff they give you to tackle the affects of prostate cancer comes with long lists of the likely side affects, none of which mention the destruction of your taste buds and the resulting ability to turn an expensive Sunday dinner that took many hours to prepare into a meal indistinguishable from something bought from a caravan in a lay-by.

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    2. Blackthorn

      Blackthorn

      Stay positive and strong. It's a horrible disease but it will be beaten!

    3. Mike 84C

      Mike 84C

      I too am sorry to hear that and keep my fingers crossed for good health.Afriend of mine had it and is now a young 78 yrs. Blackthorn is spot on. You can do it!

    4. Fenway Park

      Fenway Park

      Sorry to hear your news. Stay strong. Agreed with Blackthorn

  6. Had the Humbrol varnish intended to seal the Powsides transfers react badly with the Railmatch paint on the wagon side. Bad enough when it's your own wagon, but even worse when it's someone else's.

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    2. mike morley

      mike morley

      Doubt it. I've been using Humbrol varnish for years in all kinds of weather without problem but have never had a comfortable relationship with Railmatch and cannot recall ever using the two together.

    3. DougN

      DougN

      I would go with my current fav. Tamiya spray pack varnish.

  7. I'm watching those involved with the shop opposite strip the last of the fixtures and fittings before final closure. A fancy Italian clothes shop around here was probably doomed before it even opened, but that doesnt make me any less sad for those involved, particularly not the young woman whose business it was.

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      People are pushed into "self employment" by the DWP and this is often the result a year or so down the line.

       

      I do feel sorry for those pushed into a position they are completely unsuited for.

    2. DCB

      DCB

      Probably the Banks fault. They pressured a friend into liquidation and he came out many thousands of pounds better off than before. The business was highly profitable but had cash flow issues.

    3. Covkid

      Covkid

      I don't envy anyone in retail these days.

  8. Never mix different brands of sausage. They are likely to have very different cooking characteristics that leaves you with a breakfast that includes one seriously over-cooked and another seriously under-cooked sausage!

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    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      What I can't understand is if you don't want to eat meat you don't want to eat meat so why look for a replacement that looks and tastes sort of like it. I just can't work it out

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Its an entryist approach - the vegi substitutes the fake soss for the real one in the deluded hope that the carnivore won't notice the difference.

  9. Has anyone ever encountered a form of technology that was less user friendly than a supermarket diy checkout?

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      No better than an Eliza program....

    3. admiles

      admiles

      Never have a problem with them personally...

  10. Was in the midst of easing a crosshead into place when Amazon Man knocked to ask if I'd take a packet for next door. Now I can't find the crosshead..

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    2. mike morley

      mike morley

      You know that tiny little inner pocket that most pairs of jeans have within their right hand pocket? You know, the one that never gets used for anything but collecting fluff? Guess what . . .

    3. brigo

      brigo

      It wasn't in there

    4. mike morley

      mike morley

      'Twas. I was alerted by the piston rod jabbing me in the hip.

  11. Spent aprrox 6 hours researching Barclay buffer beams. Every question answered (and a lot of the answers have been educated guesses) raises another question.

  12. Note to self; Never again try to make a chicken, leek and ham pie while listening to the MGP Junior Classic's commentary on Manxradio.

    1. davefrk

      davefrk

      Or never do the ironing if you're expecting a phonecall...

  13. Just been discussingthe disappointing blandness of the goats cheese I've just bought. "Perhaps how strong it is depends on whether it comes from a male or a female goat." She mused.

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    2. big jim
    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      I do not like goat's cheese, however goat meat is delectable stuff but alas the goat curry wasn't ready when I was at Woodcote Rally this year.

  14. When doing something requiring intense concentration and a steady hand - ie.a first attempt at hand-lettering a PO wagon - the last thing you want to see out of the corner of your eye is a wasp landing on your arm.

    1. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Commiserations!

    2. 3 link

      3 link

      I feel your pain....

  15. How can a day when all I've eaten is toast, re-heats and ready-meals have generated so much washing up?

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Because you haven't used paper plates like a truly lazy get!

    2. Finsbury

      Finsbury

      Because a simple job on a Yamaha invents ten more...

      Feel for you, bruv.

  16. I always thought the idea of driving around with the windows down and the volume up was to demonstrate how poor your taste in music is. Now I'm starting to realise its to demonstrate what a pair of displaced speaker cones sound like.

    1. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      "Boom!" "Boom!!" "Clunk!" "Creak!" "Boom!" "Boom!!"

       

      Somehow, I think I'll stick to Mozart … with an occasional light sprinkling of Wagner.

       

      (Other composers are also available - or were. So are some really "subtle" recordings of "Ride of the Valkyries" - should shake up some of those yobs with their loud D&B stuff … .)

       

      OK - perhaps I'll stick to the Mozar...

    2. Compound2632

      Compound2632

      Hector Berlioz' OTT orchestration of the Marseillaise has to be the most effective traffic light music around...

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Peter Handford….or equivalent diseasels…..

  17. Just discovered I've bought yet another book I already had.

    1. MarkC

      MarkC

      Been there, done that...

    2. gridwatcher

      gridwatcher

      yup....an age thing. And having too many

       

  18. Why is it that at least half the people found in a filling station at any one time bumble slowly around with the bemused air of those who have never, in their entire lives, previously encountered a fuel pump or replenished the tank of a vehicle of any kind?

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      No, it was behind me, fortunately.

    3. loickebros

      loickebros

      round here they think the space next to the pumps are to park your car while you go in to get your paper arghhh

    4. JJGraphics

      JJGraphics

      . . . or your week’s shopping!

  19. Spent the day at Steam in Swindon. Formed perhaps 5% of the entire clientele, who barely outnumbered the staff.

  20. Original Yamaha front brake light switch lasted 15 years. Genuine Yamaha no longer available, neither of the pattern replacements its had have lasted more than ten months.

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    2. Finsbury

      Finsbury

      4HM839800000 shows on ebay. Stateside but comes in around £30.

    3. Finsbury

      Finsbury

      Link on ajsutton shows 11 uk stockists, dunno if that's up to date.

    4. gridwatcher

      gridwatcher

      Land Rover copy spares are just the same. Mince!

  21. I propose that anyone who would normally be working be awarded the first nice day of the year off. Any seconders?

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Don't understand the question, sorry.

    2. mike morley

      mike morley

      It wasnt a question.

      It was a proposal that anyone who would normally be working on what turns out to be the first nice day of the year be given that day off.

       

    3. loickebros

      loickebros

      too late just done a 10 hour shift at Laira

  22. Road tax refunds. Does it happen automatically when you notify the DVLA of change of ownership? Their website is frustratingly ambiguous on the subject.

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    2. DCB

      DCB

      No wonder there is no money for mending potholes. be socially responsible, buy a gas guzzling V8

    3. Jintyman

      Jintyman

      Make sure you both retain the V5, duly filled in with the new owner's details, date of the change and signed at the bottom. Then send it off yourself. Give the new owner the V5C2 (Green slip) so he/she can tax the vehicle and once DVLA receive the change of ownership (V5) you should automatically receive a refund of any unused months.

    4. mike morley

      mike morley

      Thank you all for your advice

  23. I'm wondering just how old the tube of Beatties plastic cement I just used must be.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      It's not old. It's just matured over time.

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      You could have made a packet, selling it on ebay. Unused! RARE!!!

       

      At least enough to buy some fresh stuff.

       

      I've some unused Airfix plastic cement in the blue and white metal tubes....

  24. BBC's new weather forecast provider keeps changing "My Location" to places I've never been and/or never even heard of!

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      It thinks the weather is different to what I can see out of the window.

    3. JJGraphics

      JJGraphics

      Nothing new . . . BBC weather forecasting always has been cr*p. Sat in blazing sunshine on the beach in the Caribbean a couple of years ago - forecast said heavy rain and thunderstorms!

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Pay peanuts, get peanut forecasters....

       

      The Met Office were far more reliable!

  25. Able to flush my loo for the first time since Wednesday. The thaw is definitely on! (When people say "They don't make houses like they used to", the correct response is "Good!")

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    2. mike morley

      mike morley

      Buckets of water from the kitchen tap.

    3. Ryde-on-time

      Ryde-on-time

      Perhaps it’s time to fit an inside loo?

    4. mike morley

      mike morley

      Got one! That's what's feed was frozen. The former outside loo is where the washing machine now lives. It is also frozen - hopefully also because of the feed, not the machine itself.

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