Free At Last

gibbirsh

gibbirsh

I'm ashamed to admit I'd never heard of Maghull before seeing Portillo there tonight.

I might visit a model shop today, the problem is what to by?

I there a stated distance that one should be when talking to a friend who smells ?

I went down to the crossroads, Fell down on my knees. I went down to the crossroads, Fell down on my knees. Asked the Lord above for mercy, "Save me if you please."

A woman goes into her bathroom and is shocked to find an elephant in her bathtub. She asks the elephant, "What are you doing in my bathtub?" The elephant responds, "No soap, radio!"

SANSAMP BASS DI

The Doric Mode

Do you reckon if I approached the desk of the next Wigan exhibition and presented them with 7 years' worth of show programmes, they'd let me in free?

Some people have a larger than average portion of chips on their shoulders..

Blessed are the cheesemakers

Blessed are the cheesemakers

Shogun

Laying track

All I said was that this piece of Halibut was good enough for Jehovah.

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When going gets tough...

Lesser or fewer, meter or metre, who gives a toss?

Cat Weazle

It's amazing that the other side have the audacity to take themselves seriously.

Has the 50015 valiant thread been deleted? It says that 'i do not have permission to view topic'.

I can't get no sleep

is sat in the dentist's waiting room...

Melpomene