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  1. muddys-blues

    Alexa up and running in the kitchen .... that's 4 x Female voices against me now, The Missus, The Daughter, The Pooch & Alexa !!! A man's world it ain't

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      I feel your pain. Mrs. ZG’s objective is to have Alexa in every room, including the downstairs toilet...

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  2. Ruston

    Top hole. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Sorry old chap, I don’t understand your banter...

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  3. Horsetan

    is looking for a decent plastic-to-wood/chipboard glue....

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      I would humbly suggest that’s not a job for glue. A mechanical fixing is needed for that sort of shear stress.

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  4. Tony Davis

    I know I don't have to say "please" or "thankyou" to Alexa, but it is easier to do so than to not do so.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Always say “please” and “thank you” to Alexa, and make sure my children do too.

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  5. NGT6 1315

    Koyaanisqatsi

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Good work, Mr. Glass

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  6. Tim Dubya

    Today I have mostly been listening to The Bonzo Dog Doh Dah Band

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      You’re so savage, Roger

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  7. Horsetan

    is having prunes, with prune yoghurt.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      What could possibly go wrong?

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  8. Tim V

    Just heard a King Crimson track advertising perfume - what is the world coming to ...

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      On the up side, it’s more royalties for the musicians...

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  9. Barry Ten

    Catalan independence is a political topic and therefore "off limits" according to the forum guidelines. Those of us who have friends and family in Spain will understand that this is an extremely sensitive and divisive issue. You may feel soldarity with the Catalan independence movement but a modelling forum is not the place to express that solidarity.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      I think that this may refer to the fact that at least one member is using the Catalan flag as their avatar.

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  10. Liam

    Anyone know if there's anything interesting to do in Lancaster?

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Bomb people. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you said “in a Lancaster”

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  11. mark374

    SMEG

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Still my favourite fridge manufacturer

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  12. Horsetan

    seems to recall a yard stacked with freshly-produced ceramic toilet bowls in Stoke-on-Trent.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Curry last night, Horse?

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  13. BoD

    BoD

    Is it wrong to want a model just because it looks good. What would I do with it?

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Just order a Barclay. You know you want to.

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  14. The Black Hat

    I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and Things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.

  15. The Black Hat

    I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and Things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it. You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.

  16. SHMD

    Today’s itinerary included an A318 and an A319. Whilst transferring I saw a Concorde, 7 A380s and no 747s. At the destination was a Lockheed Constellation with its distictive triple tail! (Lots of other stuff too but did not take note.)

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Wasn't there a constellation at the aircraft museum at Ferihegy airport in Budapest?

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  17. Wellyboots

    The Girlfriend has got a special treat for me tomorrow, she's taking me to Pendon. I'm such a lucky boy!

  18. Market65

    Mum has got terminal liver cancer. She has not long left. I feel dreadful right now.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      This puts all our little arguments and disagreements on RMWeb into sharp perspective. Spend as much time as you can with her. She already knows you love her.

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  19. waggy

    Has any New Member ever bought Boris a Pint ?

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Only of creme de menthe.

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  20. cal.n

    Has just done Pendon for the first time today. Think this visit will be the first of many. Absolutely blown away and would recommend to anyone.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Glad you enjoyed it - I was one of today's volunteers. Why not take the next step and become a Friend of Pendon?

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  21. Miss Prism

    Lowering my water scoop to avoid stopping at minor stations like Swindon

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      I really hope that isn't a euphemism.

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  22. Captain Kernow

    Voici une pomme de terre.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Ecoutez et repetez!

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  23. NGT6 1315

    Private sign! Do not read!

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      This comment is intentionally blank.

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  24. Horsetan

    has just had a massive plug of earwax fall out of his right earhole. Lovely. Not.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Remember Father Jack in the episode "the passion of St. Tibulus"...

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  25. BoD

    BoD

    How many RMweb members does it take to start an argument?

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      As many as that?

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