Zero Gravitas

No modelling for me .... I have been working on my T25 Camper .. :-)

But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot.

Sat in the car, slowly inching forward to get around the one way system out of the busy car park and ANPR camera's claim I overstayed by 10 mins and got a £80 PCN from Parking eye ! I blame myself for being busy trying on coats instead of staying by the door, looking at the traffic building up

If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!

Grampus baskets, good job you can hardly see em.

says "Ni!"

wee laddie fer a palfry.

wee laddie fer a palfry.

Sat waiting to give blood donation #47 - no drinking tonight then

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster / The bars are temples but their pearls ain't free

I've been noticing, those who've been bashing a certain manager always end up with faulty models from that manufacturer. Very hilarious...! Been noticing a gentleman from this parish whose had a lot to say about a particular manufacturer (most problems are silly), and he seems to always have defective models. Yet those who are of the much happier clan seem to have no issue at all.

Amazed, today the wifi on the GWR HST to Paddington is actually working! Wonder if Iberia can follow this with something edible en route to Madrid...

Amazed, today the wifi on the GWR HST to Paddington is actually working! Wonder if Iberia can follow this with something edible en route to Madrid...

So who's going to be first to post 'Where's my MRJ 243, it's late again'?

Wonders if the Parking Eye County Court Claim he has received is legit ???

has seen off Parking Eye in yet another parking appeal :-)

Meet R. Daneel Olivaw.

Who is this David Gandy? Marks & Spencers have just suggested that I could buy some of his underpants, with a 20% discount. Why would I do that, when I own some underpants of my own?

Who is this David Gandy? Marks & Spencers have just suggested that I could buy some of his underpants, with a 20% discount. Why would I do that, when I own some underpants of my own?

I am about to consume a 'Snickers' bar.

Oh caroline.......

I can only presume that you have to be a special kind of sadist to enjoy painting the black underframe parts on Midland wagons.

I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.

Maybe im going mad but im sure i recently saw an article in one of the monthlys about converting a Dapol dock crane into a grab. Can i find it, can i bu****y!

wonders if anyone else thinks that the Radio 4 comedy show "Dilemma" is rubbish?