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  1. BoD

    BoD

    How many RMweb members does it take to start an argument?

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      You do know MRJ 256 is now a week overdue?... :-)

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  2. newbryford

    You can please some of the people some of the time. However, some people cannot be pleased - ever. #Grumpy b&st&rds

  3. beast66606

    Larsens crack has split asunder

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Just for completeness, the area of Wales is 20761 square km. The area of London is 1572 square km. The area of Luxembourg is 2586 square km. The area of the iceberg is estimated to be 5800 square km. Please fill you boots with maths.

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  4. beast66606

    Larsens crack has split asunder

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Or four times the size of London, apparently. Which means,according to these comments, that Wales is 16 times the size of London...

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  5. Ian J.

    Can you bart fast with Slarti?

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      And remember he was originally called Phartiphukborlz...

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  6. muddys-blues

    B*gg*r, last weeks warm weather has dried up my selection of Rocket Glues :-(

  7. Bernard Lamb

    Goodbye Strongandstable. Hello Fairandserious.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Still deadbutnotyetburied

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  8. Mallard60022

    Humility and resolve eh?

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Weak and wobbly

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  9. 6892 Oakhill Grange

    I have lost my GWR goods wagon books I have been searching and judging by my foul language I have Tourret's.

  10. Captain Kernow

    101 Dry Foam.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      What did you spill?

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  11. Swifty11

    Only feels like 10 minutes ago that I sat my last GCSE and tomorrow I sit my first AS exam!

  12. Horsetan

    has had a win on the Premium Bonds, 27 years after buying said Bonds.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Since 1963 for me - and not a sniff...

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  13. Horsetan

    thinks painkillers would be much more attractive if they were chocolate-flavoured....

  14. Brian Harrap

    The Baron can't believe the ad in the May 2017 CM for Peco code 83 track featuring a picture of a layout which prominently shows a piece of trackwork which doesn't appear to be

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      I'm guessing the good Baron means that the track in the advert was not, in fact, Peco code 83...

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  15. The Black Hat

    In the white room with black curtains near the station, Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings, Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes, Dawnlight smiles on you leaving, my contentment I'll wait in this place where the sun never shines...

  16. Captain Kernow

    I can do 'serious'. I just choose not to most of the time.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Be very serious about what you do, and very unserious about how you do it.

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  17. Horsetan

    bought a box of 100 Ceylon teabags in error. Having drunk the first one, only another 99 cups of liquid charcoal to go.... :-(

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      You do know it's not mandatory to drink all of them, don't you?

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  18. Mikkel

    I hereby announce the North Sea "Kits for Bacon" Trade Agreement

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      If unbuilt kits are a currency, then I'm suddenly significantly better off than I thought I was...

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  19. adb968008

    just arrived in Schiphol from Lisbon, but my luggage with suit for tomorrow hasn't..

  20. How about a Dictator Loco Class?

    Does anybody have a C R Clarke 25 injection moulding machine please? or know somebody with one it can be broken even?! Thanks!

  21. Daniel W

    My god, its full of catfish!

  22. Pannier Tank

    Hospital has agreed to Zap my Kidney Stone...Yipeeee

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Thank you, Pannier Tank. The stone was stuck in the ureter and that really hurt. It's currently been pushed back into the kidney and I have a stent in the ureter to keep it there. On Tuesday, it gets blasted with a laser and the bits removed...

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  23. Pannier Tank

    Hospital has agreed to Zap my Kidney Stone...Yipeeee

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Good luck! By coincidence I'm having mine surgically removed next Tuesday - again without an incision... at least I'll be asleep.

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  24. NXEA!

    I need to stop spending money ffs

  25. highpeakman

    Those nice people at Notts Police have kindly sent me an invitation to go to one of their Speed Awareness Courses. Oh well, could have been worse I suppose. (For clarification I was not caught in a residential area. 60 in a 50 limit on a straight and clear B road in the countryside). Guilty, no argument, but question is why we can't get them to put speed trap in our village from time to time.

    1. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Highpeakman, I applaud you sentiments, but the relationship between speed cameras and safety is somewhat tenuous; whereas the relationship between speed cameras and money is very firm indeed.

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