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[NHY 581]

5 hours ago, 2ManySpams said:

Nobody saw nuffink

 

 

Well, Well, Well...........

[2ManySpams]

1 hour ago, NHY 581 said:

 

Well, Well, Well...........

 

I see what you did there.

[Captain Kernow]

7 hours ago, 2ManySpams said:

Nobody saw nuffink

 

No innocent little pannier should be treated like that. The bullies must be identified and brought to justice!

 

And remember, you Southern locos, there are more panniers out there than there are of you lot and some of them are probably a lot closer than you think. Mull over that in your smug little roundhouse as the poor little pannier receives urgent medical treatment in the nearby workshop.

 

[2ManySpams]

49 minutes ago, Captain Kernow said:

No innocent little pannier should be treated like that. The bullies must be identified and brought to justice!

 

And remember, you Southern locos, there are more panniers out there than there are of you lot and some of them are probably a lot closer than you think. Mull over that in your smug little roundhouse as the poor little pannier receives urgent medical treatment in the nearby workshop.

 

 

Roundhouse at Wadebridge? 

 

Anyway, the BWTs said it wasn't them wot did it. The 1366 obviously just fell off the track all on its own. They can be a bit clumsy you know.

[bgman]

1 minute ago, 2ManySpams said:

The 1366 obviously just fell off the track all on its own.

 

I think it may just be falling in love with its new surroundings, as we all know, Panniers are extremely adaptable.

[Alister_G]

4 minutes ago, 2ManySpams said:

 

Roundhouse at Wadebridge? 

 

Anyway, the BWTs said it wasn't them wot did it. The 1366 obviously just fell off the track all on its own. They can be a bit clumsy you know.

 

Yeah, panniers do have form for that sort of thing...

 

Al.

[NHY 581]

 

 

Looks like he forgot to Duck...........

 

 

 

 

 

Edited July 16, 2021 by NHY 581

[wiggoforgold]

1 hour ago, Captain Kernow said:

No innocent little pannier should be treated like that. The bullies must be identified and brought to justice!

 

And remember, you Southern locos, there are more panniers out there than there are of you lot and some of them are probably a lot closer than you think. Mull over that in your smug little roundhouse as the poor little pannier receives urgent medical treatment in the nearby workshop.

 

The LNER would never behave like that. Just saying.

Alex

[MrWolf]

11 hours ago, 2ManySpams said:

Nobody saw nuffink

 

 

Similar situation here, not a buffer stop or a well tank in sight



 

 

Edited July 16, 2021 by MrWolf

[NHY 581]

8 hours ago, wiggoforgold said:

The LNER would never behave like that. Just saying.

Alex

 

 

Enquiries have indicated that the culprits are three former members of the LSWR otherwise known as the London Shove Western Reactive, a right wing organisation from Cornwall

 

Police have issued this image of the three main perpetrators who are wanted in connection with the assault.

 

 

The victim, Mr Pannier who has recently moved to the area from South Wales, is understood to have suffered only minor injuries during the incident. 

 

A fourth suspect, described by police as having orchestrated the incident is also sought. A Mr Pencarrot who is understood to employ the suspects  is believed to have stood by whilst Mr Pannier was set upon by the three main suspects, who were apparently over heard taking issue with Mr Pannier's recent arrival to the area. 

 

Witnesses have suggested that the assault may have arisen from concerns held by the three suspects, described as quite elderly, over their future employment. During the incident, it is alleged that one of the suspects was heard to comment "you come here taking our jobs" immediately before Mr Pannier was pushed down the embankment. 

 

A Mr Kernow, speaking on behalf of The Peoples Pannier Protection Partnership, commented; 

 

"No innocent little pannier should be treated like that. The bullies must be identified and brought to justice!"

 

Concerns were raised however, when it later emerged that, believing that he was no longer being recorded, he went on to state, 

 

"And remember, you Southern locos, there are more panniers out there than there are of you lot and some of them are probably a lot closer than you think."

 

 

Police are urging the community to remain calm and enquiries are continuing. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited July 17, 2021 by NHY 581

[2ManySpams]

9 hours ago, MrWolf said:

 

Similar situation here, not a buffer stop or a well tank in sight



 

 

 

Obviously a condition that seems to afflict panniers. I've had a chat with Boris and he agrees that, to prevent further spreading of the virus, all panniers should hence forthwith be quarantined in airtight containers for 10 years. Sounds reasonable to me.

[2ManySpams]

11 hours ago, NHY 581 said:

 

 

Looks like he forgot to Duck...........

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not as good as the "well well well" but, again, I see what you did there.

[bgman]

4 minutes ago, 2ManySpams said:

 

Obviously a condition that seems to afflict panniers. I've had a chat with Boris and he agrees that, to prevent further spreading of the virus, all panniers should hence forthwith be quarantined in airtight containers for 10 years. Sounds reasonable to me.

 

[Captain Kernow]

1 minute ago, 2ManySpams said:

Obviously a condition that seems to afflict panniers. I've had a chat with Boris and he agrees that, to prevent further spreading of the virus, all panniers should hence forthwith be quarantined in airtight containers for 10 years. Sounds reasonable to me.

The People's Popular Front for the Liberation of Protected Panniers will take immediate and drastic action to free any such innocents wrongly imprisoned by criminal or illegal regimes, just as soon as we have sorted out those bar stewards in the Popular Pannier Liberation Front.

 

[2ManySpams]

6 minutes ago, bgman said:

 

 

I'm guessing that's you on the left and CK on the right?

[Captain Kernow]

Just now, 2ManySpams said:

 

I'm guessing that's you on the left and CK on the right?

You never could tell us apart, could you?!

 

[2ManySpams]

14 minutes ago, Captain Kernow said:

You never could tell us apart, could you?!

 

 

You're almost like twins.

 

Identification was easier when you wore the 'half a pound of sausages' t-shirt.

[Mick Bonwick]

Packaging can be misleading. It's what inside that counts.

[bgman]

43 minutes ago, 2ManySpams said:

 

Obviously a condition that seems to afflict panniers. I've had a chat with Boris and he agrees that, to prevent further spreading of the virus, all panniers should hence forthwith be quarantined in airtight containers for 10 years. Sounds reasonable to me.

 

May I refer the disillusioned Mr. Spams and his fuzzy haired "mate" to the well know Taunton Virus which took hold in 2018 and was welcomed by two gentlemen, and many others on Pencarrot Stn. during its stay for the afternoon, neither of whom have reported any ill affects to their general and mental well being in the interim period. 

 

[MrWolf]

There seems to be a mob of Panniers forming southwest of Shrewsbury.

 

[Mick Bonwick]

27 minutes ago, bgman said:

 

May I refer the disillusioned Mr. Spams and his fuzzy haired "mate" to the well know Taunton Virus which took hold in 2018 and was welcomed by two gentlemen, and many others on Pencarrot Stn. during its stay for the afternoon, neither of whom have reported any ill affects to their general and mental well being in the interim period. 

 

 

It looks like they had a lucky escape from the descending coffee mug.

[NHY 581]

Cue Jaws theme music.......

[Captain Kernow]

1 hour ago, MrWolf said:

There seems to be a mob of Panniers forming southwest of Shrewsbury

And a small task force of 16XXs can join with yours and form a pincer movement against those unspeakable Beatties.

 

Mr Spam-u-like was given due warning about this!

 

 

 

[Captain Kernow]

Just now, Captain Kernow said:

And a small task force of 16XXs can join with yours and form a pincer movement against those unspeakable Beatties

And after the game, we can all slap each other on the back and get some fish and chips:

 

[gwrrob]

14 minutes ago, Captain Kernow said:

And a small task force of 16XXs can join with yours and form a pincer movement against those unspeakable Beatties.

 

Mr Spam-u-like was given due warning about this!

 

Mine will be joining up shortly. You can never have too many panniers.