DavidB-AU Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Just a shout out to all the froods, wherever you are in the galaxy. Stay hoopy and Don't Panic. Cheers David Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted May 25, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 25, 2016 But mostly harmless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two_sugars Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 A Hoopy day to everyone outside of the asylum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
34theletterbetweenB&D Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Let's just get on with defining what colour fire ought to be, using the agreed process shall we? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Oh God I'm depressed... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium dhjgreen Posted May 25, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 25, 2016 Oh God I'm depressed... Don't get Mod4 started! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mod4 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Incredible... it's even worse than I thought it would be. I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it. Call this job satisfaction, 'cause I don't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 That ship hated me. Ship? What happened to it? Do you know? It hated me because I talked to it. You talked to it? What do you mean you talked to it? Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself into its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the universe to it. And what happened? It committed suicide. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 My computer still can't make a cup of tea, & it's not even trying to run a Spaceship at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokebox Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I think I'll just turn myself off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeeleyBridge Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Make it all go away! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefrk Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Anyone up for some Vogon poetry? Dave Franks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium dhjgreen Posted May 25, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 25, 2016 Anyone up for some Vogon poetry? Dave Franks Go on then, I dare you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted May 25, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 25, 2016 Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and slipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium dhjgreen Posted May 25, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 25, 2016 Not bad, not at all bad. Raises thumb hastily through a drain, dressing gown, towel, gone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I'm happy, very happy. I know the answer is 42. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Not bad, not at all bad.ARTHUR: I liked it… VOGON CAPTAIN: Good… ARTHUR: Oh yes, I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was particularly effective. VOGON CAPTAIN: Yes? ARTHUR: Oh…. and um, interesting rhythmic devices, too, which seemed to counterpoint the, er… FORD: Counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the, um… etc Leading to: “…counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor…” Hm-hm. Death’s too good for them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Gwiwer Posted May 25, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 25, 2016 I need a blurglecruncheon. It might keep the un-hip waiters at Milliways under control. Hand me volume three of the wine list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium New Haven Neil Posted May 25, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 25, 2016 You guys are so un-hip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted May 25, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 25, 2016 I can't remember the last time I got drangled... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted May 25, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 25, 2016 Will somebody please pass me a pan galactic gargle blaster? I cannot cope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Hands up who thought Han Solo was trying to transport a cargo of three Ravenous Bugblatter beasts of Traal, in Star Wars Episode 7....?? They certainly fitted the description. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium New Haven Neil Posted May 26, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 26, 2016 Any mention of Eccentrica Gallumbits may cause moderation! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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