RMweb Premium Popular Post Sidecar Racer Posted December 14, 2020 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2020 3 2 1 1 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffnut Thorston Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Douglas Adams, we salute you! 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 How am I supposed to get my six pints of bitter and four packets of peanuts, the pubs are closed?! C6T. 1 1 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Sadly Mr. Adams (and others) are exemplars for the notion that a determination to use exercise equipment is not as healthy as such activity is advertised to be. Having known people who have succumbed to "widow-maker" heart attacks while exercising (as early as their 40s) there is much to be learned about how to be healthy. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieB Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Don't worry. Every alien speaks (American) English. No matter how sophisticated their weaponry, inter-planetary warfare will always come down to a fist-fight with an earthly hero - who will come out on top. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, EddieB said: Don't worry. Every alien speaks (American) English. No matter how sophisticated their weaponry, inter-planetary warfare will always come down to a fist-fight with an earthly hero - who will come out on top. Except if he is wearing a red top and his name is not Scotty. 3 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Parker Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 You know, I look at the news each day and think, "Bring on the Vogons". 6 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hodgson Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 12 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: Except if he is wearing a red top and his name is not Scotty. I think he's called DOnald. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocor Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 12 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: Except if he is wearing a red top and his name is not Scotty. At least the red tops in Star Trek got to experience intergalactic travel before their demise. Unlike the red tops (Teds) in the Dilbert comic script. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted December 15, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Phil Parker said: You know, I look at the news each day and think, "Bring on the Vogons". That's OK, so long as they refrain from reciting any of their poetry ... 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Stationmaster Posted December 15, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Phil Parker said: You know, I look at the news each day and think, "Bring on the Vogons". So you're not a poetry lover? 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted December 15, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Phil Parker said: You know, I look at the news each day and think, "Bring on the Vogons". 1 hour ago, Kylestrome said: That's OK, so long as they refrain from reciting any of their poetry ... 28 minutes ago, The Stationmaster said: So you're not a poetry lover? I must admit that most poetry passes well over my head, though many of the examples printed in "A Book of Verses for Children", compiled by EV Lucas are reasonably accessable. On the other hand, slim volumes of literary poetry are as digestible as Captains Biscuits! Of course, Vogon poetry even surpasses that, unless you encounter the works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted December 15, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Hroth said: I must admit that most poetry passes well over my head, though many of the examples printed in "A Book of Verses for Children", compiled by EV Lucas are reasonably accessable. On the other hand, slim volumes of literary poetry are as digestible as Captains Biscuits! Of course, Vogon poetry even surpasses that, unless you encounter the works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings... Think I'll stick to William McGonagall. 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Don't forget your towel! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 42! 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted December 15, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 15, 2020 7 hours ago, EddieB said: Don't worry. Every alien speaks (American) English. No matter how sophisticated their weaponry, inter-planetary warfare will always come down to a fist-fight with an earthly hero - who will come out on top. Unless they are eaten by a small dog first. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted December 15, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 15, 2020 Oh no, not again... 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffnut Thorston Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 You must come with me Earth man, or you will be late! Late for What? What is your name, Earth man? Dent, Arthur Dent. Late, as in The late Dent, Arthur Dent! It is a kind of threat you see? I’ve never been very good at them. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted December 15, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 15, 2020 I'm a hoopy frood! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffnut Thorston Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 My name is not important! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Hroth said: I must admit that most poetry passes well over my head, though many of the examples printed in "A Book of Verses for Children", compiled by EV Lucas are reasonably accessable. On the other hand, slim volumes of literary poetry are as digestible as Captains Biscuits! Of course, Vogon poetry even surpasses that, unless you encounter the works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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