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How to get lynched at a model railway show


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Run a model of 4470 Great Northern that rebuilds itself into an A1/1 under DCC control in full view of the punters. When they complain, replace it with Cock o' the North...

 

Eh? I don't get this one! Apart from the bit about the LNER P2 "Cock o' the North" for some reason, that makes sense because your basically taking one loco off and replacing it, or have I some how totally missed the point of this particular entry?

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Eh? I don't get this one! Apart from the bit about the LNER P2 "Cock o' the North" for some reason, that makes sense because your basically taking one loco off and replacing it, or have I some how totally missed the point of this particular entry?

 

Transformers?

 

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Eh? I don't get this one! Apart from the bit about the LNER P2 "Cock o' the North" for some reason, that makes sense because your basically taking one loco off and replacing it, or have I some how totally missed the point of this particular entry?

Er yes, if I can explain it in a way you might understand, it's taking a Castle, replacing the valve gear with outside Walschaerts and fitting a dome ...... no hang on, didn't Stanier create a decent looking locomotive. Which is more than can be said about the Collett product on the certain other railway.

 

I will leave it to those better versed in the ways of the LNER to explain exactly what horrors that Thompson perpetrated.

 

Bill

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Er yes, if I can explain it in a way you might understand, it's taking a Castle, replacing the valve gear with outside Walschaerts and fitting a dome ...... no hang on, didn't Stanier create a decent looking locomotive. Which is more than can be said about the Collett product on the certain other railway.

 

I will leave it to those better versed in the ways of the LNER to explain exactly what horrors that Thompson perpetrated.

 

Bill

 

Ok, so it's still a clear as mud, but I think you're comparing a King Class with a Duchess or Coronation class locomotive (in fact aren't they to an extent one and the same?) If anything it all goes back to the only 4-6-2 ever built by the GWR (I believe by a chap by the name of Churchward, :D ^_^ :) Heh Heh Heh), by the name of "The Great Bear".

 

However I'd still like to know how such an elaborate swap of locomotives would be achieved actually in front of people, a lot of smoke and mirrors no doubt.

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Ok, so it's still a clear as mud, but I think you're comparing a King Class with a Duchess or Coronation class locomotive (in fact aren't they to an extent one and the same?) If anything it all goes back to the only 4-6-2 ever built by the GWR (I believe by a chap by the name of Churchward, :D ^_^ :) Heh Heh Heh), by the name of "The Great Bear".

 

However I'd still like to know how such an elaborate swap of locomotives would be achieved actually in front of people, a lot of smoke and mirrors no doubt.

 

I'm sure if someone was to put a request to Leokim we could get some effect. Alternatively why not Thompsonise a castle?

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Ok, so it's still a clear as mud, but I think you're comparing a King Class with a Duchess or Coronation class locomotive (in fact aren't they to an extent one and the same?) If anything it all goes back to the only 4-6-2 ever built by the GWR (I believe by a chap by the name of Churchward, :D ^_^ :) Heh Heh Heh), by the name of "The Great Bear".

 

However I'd still like to know how such an elaborate swap of locomotives would be achieved actually in front of people, a lot of smoke and mirrors no doubt.

 

Don't ever change, Matt - I like you just the way you are!

 

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Don't ever change, Matt - I like you just the way you are!

 

Gordon

 

Believe me, the only change I'll ever encounter is the change that jangles in my pocket after purchasing a new N gauge locomotive at an exhibition.

 

Believe me he won't change, he's just the same at the club aren't you Matt

 

Colin

 

Always ready with a gem of wit and/or wisdom when needed. :D :) ^_^

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Refuse to allow pensioner discounts, in fact, charge double to anyone who complains about its lack :-)

 

Advertise yourself as wheelchair friendly, then make all the gaps between layouts just slightly too small for a wheelchair to pass anyone looking at a layout. Install the wheelchair ramp to the step below the top one on the way up to either the cafe or the toilets.

 

Have the cafe run out of milk and chips at 11.59am on Saturday. Don't get further supplies in until 4.50pm.

 

Arrange the gaps between stalls so that the thinnest stallholders get the largest, and the ones with the erm widest loading gauge get the narrowest gaps.

christ onna bike , ive been to a few like this ..........
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Believe me, the only change I'll ever encounter is the change that jangles in my pocket after purchasing a new N gauge locomotive at an exhibition.

 

You get change and have some at the end of a show :O

 

 

 

Always ready with a gem of wit and/or wisdom when needed. :D :) ^_^

Yes you shoot yourself in the foot most evenings :jester:

 

Colin

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Having contributed to this thread earlier, I have been enjoying this thread and people's inventiveness.

 

However, comments made elsewhere about the commercialisation of the 2012 Olympics (especially about how athletes and visitors have to give up their "non-sponsor" items whilst at the games) made me think about the extremes of modern sponsorship...

 

You set up your layout at the exhibition, with the sign stating it's a LMS/GWR/SR/LNER/BR/etc layout and do a few test runs with regular stock for the exhibition organisers. When the punters arrive, then put up an additional sign "brought to you by Burger-O, Fizzy Stuff and Trabant" (whatever your choice of sponsor...) and start running your LMS/GWR/SR/LNER/BR rolling stock all emblazoned with LARGE logos of Burger-O, Fizzy Stuff and Trabant.

 

Of course, if you really want to go to town, refuse to run the layout if anyone either (a) wants to take photos without a sponsor sold licence or ( b] is seen eating or drinking a non sponsor provided foodstuff.

 

And when, probably inevitably, the exhibition organisers tell you to either get rid of the sponsorship stuff or get out, turn around and sue the organisers....

 

I doubt you'd be getting any further exhibition invites...

 

F

 

p.s. You'd also need a sign changing the layout name from, say, "Little Cruxley Village", to something like "CheapoAirburg - Proudly Sponsored by CheapoAir"

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Yeah, Mogmans contribution inspires me to insist on taking my pushbike round the exhibition with me. Well I'm entitled to if the exhibition manager fails to provide a suitable parking space.

 

Actually the bike has already got into four exhibitions, but hasn't been taken round whilst they were open to the public.

 

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Having contributed to this thread earlier, I have been enjoying this thread and people's inventiveness.

 

However, comments made elsewhere about the commercialisation of the 2012 Olympics (especially about how athletes and visitors have to give up their "non-sponsor" items whilst at the games) made me think about the extremes of modern sponsorship...

 

You set up your layout at the exhibition, with the sign stating it's a LMS/GWR/SR/LNER/BR/etc layout and do a few test runs with regular stock for the exhibition organisers. When the punters arrive, then put up an additional sign "brought to you by Burger-O, Fizzy Stuff and Trabant" (whatever your choice of sponsor...) and start running your LMS/GWR/SR/LNER/BR rolling stock all emblazoned with LARGE logos of Burger-O, Fizzy Stuff and Trabant.

 

Of course, if you really want to go to town, refuse to run the layout if anyone either (a) wants to take photos without a sponsor sold licence or ( b] is seen eating or drinking a non sponsor provided foodstuff.

 

And when, probably inevitably, the exhibition organisers tell you to either get rid of the sponsorship stuff or get out, turn around and sue the organisers....

 

I doubt you'd be getting any further exhibition invites...

 

F

 

p.s. You'd also need a sign changing the layout name from, say, "Little Cruxley Village", to something like "CheapoAirburg - Proudly Sponsored by CheapoAir"

 

Didn't a manufacturer produce some shipping containers with ficticious names because they couldn't obtain an authority to reproduce the correct company insignia...? You could go one step further an have "Virmin" and "DR5" liveried trains (the real companies didn't always licence their image to modelmakers), suitably inspired by the artwork on some supermarket own-brand products that the lawyers say isn't a copy but is close enough to fool you into picking them up after a quick glance.

 

Since my layout features the Armour Yellow of "Onion Pacific", I might have to charge punters the equivalent of ten dollars to look at it at a show....

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Er yes, if I can explain it in a way you might understand, it's taking a Castle, replacing the valve gear with outside Walschaerts and fitting a dome ...... no hang on, didn't Stanier create a decent looking locomotive. Which is more than can be said about the Collett product on the certain other railway.

 

I will leave it to those better versed in the ways of the LNER to explain exactly what horrors that Thompson perpetrated.

 

Bill

 

Basically when Thompson took over from Gresley as the LNER's CME there were a number of A1 Pacific's which had yet to be rebuilt as A3's. ( I believe Flying Scotsman was one of them)

 

Thompson wanted to create his own Pacific design but due to the wartime austerity measures he wasn't alloud to build brand new express passenger locomotives. So he decied to rebuild instead.

 

He used Great Northern (The first Gresley Pacific) as the prototype for this rebuiding.

 

Cock o' the North suffered the same fate. The P2's were rebuilt by Thompson into the A2/2 Pacifics. (There was a whole class of P2 2-8-2's by the way)

 

The overall issue with Thompson's Pacific designs was to save materials he insisted on all three connecting rods being the same length. This pulled the outside Cylenders back creating an odd look.

 

See http://www.lner.info/locos/A/a1_1.shtml and http://www.lner.info/locos/A/a2_2.shtml

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Basically when Thompson took over from Gresley as the LNER's CME there were a number of A1 Pacific's which had yet to be rebuilt as A3's. ( I believe Flying Scotsman was one of them)

 

Thompson wanted to create his own Pacific design but due to the wartime austerity measures he wasn't alloud to build brand new express passenger locomotives. So he decied to rebuild instead.

 

He used Great Northern (The first Gresley Pacific) as the prototype for this rebuiding.

 

Cock o' the North suffered the same fate. The P2's were rebuilt by Thompson into the A2/2 Pacifics. (There was a whole class of P2 2-8-2's by the way)

 

The overall issue with Thompson's Pacific designs was to save materials he insisted on all three connecting rods being the same length. This pulled the outside Cylenders back creating an odd look.

 

See http://www.lner.info...os/A/a1_1.shtml and http://www.lner.info...os/A/a2_2.shtml

 

I just don't understand why Thompson gets so much stick, I've never seen anything wrong with his locomotives, just because their rebuilds of Gresley designs, doesn't mean their poor runners does it?

 

Oops... I just realised that this conversation is once more heading down the path of being :offtopic: :offtopic: :offtopic: :offtopic: !!!!!!

 

Any how, thanks for the explanation in regards to the type of locomotives mentioned, however I still don't see how it explains the effect of a locomotive changing form in front of a crowd of people whilst on a exhibit layout.

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I just don't understand why Thompson gets so much stick, I've never seen anything wrong with his locomotives, just because their rebuilds of Gresley designs, doesn't mean their poor runners does it?

 

Oops... I just realised that this conversation is once more heading down the path of being :offtopic: :offtopic: :offtopic: :offtopic: !!!!!!

 

Any how, thanks for the explanation in regards to the type of locomotives mentioned, however I still don't see how it explains the effect of a locomotive changing form in front of a crowd of people whilst on a exhibit layout.

 

I don't think that's too off topic, you've certianly set yourself up to be lynched by Gresley-fundamentalists! :D

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I don't think that's too off topic, you've certianly set yourself up to be lynched by Gresley-fundamentalists! :D

 

This following from his 'Churchwood' error, but not saying anything about the Southern Matt, the club is having a good influence on you :sungum:

 

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I don't think that's too off topic, you've certianly set yourself up to be lynched by Gresley-fundamentalists! :D

 

All I'm saying is that I don't understand why there is so much negativity about Thompson, as the previous post states, his locomotives look rather fine to me, maybe it's because I'm not an LNER enthusiast, but a GWR enthusiast, that I don't see the full picture.

 

This following from his 'Churchwood' error, but not saying anything about the Southern Matt, the club is having a good influence on you :sungum:

 

Colin

 

Well I ought to keep myself in some people's good books, and thinking about it on a slightly different note all I can say is that visiting exhibitions will now be a very interesting experience.

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revenge of the exhibition organiser , there was once a boring man , a very very boring man . he would turn up at our shows belittling every thing on show , he was (naturaly) a dyed in the wool swindon man , so i invited him to our next years show ..........there was another boring man he used to build things (badly) out of strip ali . yep i invited him too .........stuck the pair of them in a room on there own ......................after that they were alot kinder to our efforts :) one way of getting lynched is to organise 4 successfull shows onna shoestring then watch som other silly sod try it , needless to say it was a disaster (yes !!!!!) :declare:

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All I'm saying is that I don't understand why there is so much negativity about Thompson, as the previous post states, his locomotives look rather fine to me, maybe it's because I'm not an LNER enthusiast, but a GWR enthusiast, that I don't see the full picture.

 

It's not so much the look of them it's the fact he took some of Gresley's finest designs and rebuilt them.

 

This makes people belive he had a vendetta against Gresley.

 

To help explain it all let's say for example that Hawksworth had a dislike of some parts of Collett's designs. So he decides to take some of Collet's finest locomotives and rebuild them.

 

There will be some people who'd be horrified at this and others which prefer the later designs. Which is what we have within the LNER fanbase. ;)

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