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13 minutes ago, PhilJ W said:

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Most of the haggis sold for meat are farmed in Wales. Wild scottish haggis are practically extinct.

 

Is that a still from the next Benedict Cumberbatch film?  ... The Haggis Whisperer

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37 minutes ago, PhilJ W said:

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Most of the haggis sold for meat are farmed in Wales. Wild scottish haggis are practically extinct.

 

20 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said:

 

Is that a still from the next Benedict Cumberbatch film?  ... The Haggis Whisperer

 

It'll be the remake of "The Man Who Walked Up A Hill And Came Down With A Haggis"

 

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I had crocodile many moons ago at Old Orleans in Bolton, by the Reebok.

It was very tasty, but it got me back with a vengeance the next day, let’s say I needed Imodium….

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It will all end in tears....

 

 

Try alligator wine, it's got plenty of nose...

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Tried Gator in Florida a few years back.  It was simply both tough and unpleasant, heavily reminiscent of mud.

 

I suppose that should have been expected, as they are rather numerous, a constant nuisance, have lots of flesh, but have not become a major source of food.....

 

 

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15 hours ago, Tangoman69 said:

I had crocodile many moons ago at Old Orleans in Bolton, by the Reebok.

It was very tasty, but it got me back with a vengeance the next day, let’s say I needed Imodium….

Came back to bite you?

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On 05/05/2024 at 11:40, Hroth said:

 

Did that one yesterday in the forum jokes thread!

 

 

 

Three hobbits and an Elf walked into a bar.

 

Legolas the Elf said:

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Frodo said: "I'll get these, Leg. You're too p1ssed."

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On 06/05/2024 at 14:44, Tangoman69 said:

I had crocodile many moons ago at Old Orleans in Bolton, by the Reebok.

It was very tasty, but it got me back with a vengeance the next day, let’s say I needed Imodium….

Probably the Cajun spices!

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14 hours ago, jcredfer said:

Tried Gator in Florida a few years back.  It was simply both tough and unpleasant, heavily reminiscent of mud.

 

I've tried crocodile which was quite nice. It was farmed and the guide at the crocodile farm explained that it tastes like whatever they feed them. If they feed them on fish, it tastes like fish. If they feed them on chickens, it tastes like chicken. Then completely deadpan he said "so the wild ones out there taste like American tourist".

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Had 'gator tail in the Old Orleans in Cardiff years ago, not bad but I'd prefer conger eel if we are talking about that sort of thing.  Old Orleans was a great night out though, the sort of seriously messy stick your face in it eating I love, they give you a full length polythene bib at the start of proceedings so you know it's going to be good!  The place is a Harvester now, and I've no objection to Harvester but Orleans was much more characterful.  And they were a dab hand with gumbo.

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A rhyme the more "advanced" children used to recite at primary school...

 

Hey diddle diddle

The cat did a piddle

All over the kitchen mat.

The little dog laughed to see such fun

And he piddled all over the cat!

 

Simpler times, eh?

 

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Jack and Jill went up the hill

to fetch a pail of water

Jill came down with half a crown,

but, not for fetching water... 

 

 

Half a crown, two shillings and six pence, and the largest sized and denomination silver coin of the old system in my memory, though the crown, 5 shillings, 25p, was larger in both senses but was withdrawn before my time.

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Richard Digance did a whole series of these. A couple of tamer ones he even did at a Royal Variety Performance. One I remember is...

 

Rock a bye baby, on the tree top,

When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.

I was that baby and what bothers me,

Is why mum and dad stuck me up a tree.

 

He also said he did one about the Grand Old Duke of York but added "nah, you'll tell".

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if you believe that AI is the future, then you should now be afraid..... very afraid!

 

AI-generated subtitles can be a comedy show in their own right, as recent examples seen on Youtube and the BBC have proved.

 

1) A video about the eastern end of Hadrian's Wall placed it in the county of "tiny and weird"

2) Meghan and Harry are the "Juke and Dutch of Sex"

3) A documentary about microbe life in the oceans talked about "Fighter Plankton" (Should be phytoplankton)

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7 minutes ago, Mike at C&M said:

if you believe that AI is the future, then you should now be afraid..... very afraid!

 

AI-generated subtitles can be a comedy show in their own right, as recent examples seen on Youtube and the BBC have proved.

 

1) A video about the eastern end of Hadrian's Wall placed it in the county of "tiny and weird"

2) Meghan and Harry are the "Juke and Dutch of Sex"

3) A documentary about microbe life in the oceans talked about "Fighter Plankton" (Should be phytoplankton)

Plankton_stock_art.jpg.35fc7f9618b72d21d3ce46bf26f4d80f.jpg

 

 

Along the same lines, the subtitles for the Bachman announcements frequently translates the name as “Batman”.

 

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