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4 hours ago, Kylestrome said:

We've used the entire budget for new jokes so, from now on, you'll only be seeing repeats.

 

You should NEVER say things like that, you only encourage them!

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There’s a rumour that when football resumes, that clubs will be forced to play the furthest distance away from where the majority of their fans are based to minmise the risk of Covid-19.

Therefore, Man United will be playing at Old Trafford.

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5 minutes ago, peanuts said:

There’s a rumour that when football resumes, that clubs will be forced to play the furthest distance away from where the majority of their fans are based to minmise the risk of Covid-19.

Therefore, Man United will be playing at Old Trafford.

Hi Penuts,

 

That reminds me of the old joke that when Liverpool play at home there is a traffic jam in Leamington Spa.

 

Gibbo.

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4 hours ago, Gibbo675 said:

Hi Penuts,

 

That reminds me of the old joke that when Liverpool play at home there is a traffic jam in Leamington Spa.

 

Gibbo.

 

So Leamington Spa has a population of nearly a million and all turned up in Liverpool the day after the Champions League final.  They didn't all flying in from Norway either. :rolleyes:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-48472068

 

 

Bitters really do need to try harder....

 

 

 

Jason

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Just now, Steamport Southport said:

 

So Leamington Spa has a population of nearly a million and all turned up in Liverpool the day after the Champions League final.  They didn't all flying in from Norway either. :rolleyes:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-48472068

 

 

Bitters really do need to try harder....

 

 

 

Jason

Arrh Bless !

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