jcredfer Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 7 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: Must be a dream sequence. More a cat astrophic experience... Julian 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Seeing as the shops are now rolling out their Christmas stock, a warning... HoHoHo 1 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post luckymucklebackit Posted September 8, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2020 The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: 'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted. 'An ambulance just drove by!' 'Looks like the Andersons are breaking lockdown, they have company,' he called out. 'Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off' 'Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!' 'Jason has had his skate board taken off him!' After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!' Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they're having sex?' 'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.' Jim 1 1 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post peanuts Posted September 8, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2020 now thats a long diversion 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted September 8, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 8, 2020 "The statistical likelihood is that other civilisations will arise. There will one day be lemon-soaked paper napkins. ‘Till then, there will be a short delay. Please return to your seats." 6 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brossard Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 On 07/09/2020 at 17:42, Steamport Southport said: Doesn't work. I've got load of plastic sprues and still haven't managed to snare a cat..... According to a previous post here or on the other thread it is a doddle to snare a cat. Just leave an empty cardboard box out. John 1 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted September 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 9, 2020 3 hours ago, brossard said: According to a previous post here or on the other thread it is a doddle to snare a cat. Just leave an empty cardboard box out. The cat will never climb into the box if you are willing it to do so. Why do you think Schroedinger's Cat remains a thought experiment? 1 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted September 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Compound2632 said: The cat will never climb into the box if you are willing it to do so. Why do you think Schroedinger's Cat remains a thought experiment? They can manage quite well on their own. 6 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted September 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 9, 2020 And here's some more. 5 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted September 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 9, 2020 5 hours ago, Compound2632 said: The cat will never climb into the box if you are willing it to do so. Why do you think Schroedinger's Cat remains a thought experiment? You can't keep this one out of a box , any box . Meet Maru . 7 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted September 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 9, 2020 My previous cat Tyger liked boxes somewhat: And one of the last photos taken of him: 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickon Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 6 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted September 9, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 9, 2020 10 hours ago, Compound2632 said: Why do you think Schroedinger's Cat remains a thought experiment? Or does it? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium jbqfc Posted September 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 9, 2020 Just got back from hospital. They reckon i might have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. But at the moment it's hard to say! 9 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binky Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 I'm hoping to start a business making money from used chewing gum. But I need some help getting it off the ground! 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 1 hour ago, jbqfc said: Just got back from hospital. They reckon i might have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. But at the moment it's hard to say! I'm a very reluctant dancer - in fact if someone asked me how I dance the answer would be "At gunpoint." However, I have found a great way out. If anyone asked me to dance I would tell them that I suffer from a rare medical condition called "Bisinistropedia". That's "bi" as in "two", "sinister" as in "left" and "pedia" as in "feet". 1 6 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted September 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 9, 2020 5 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 1 hour ago, PhilJ W said: You can just imagine the conversation when a protestor walks past a man and wife - Wife: "That woman wasn't wearing a mask!" Husband: "Wasn't she?" 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 The original photo says "fur". One of the reasons I'm trying to snare cats..... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted September 10, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 10, 2020 10 hours ago, CameronL said: You can just imagine the conversation when a protestor walks past a man and wife - Wife: "That woman wasn't wearing a mask!" Husband: "Wasn't she?" The only correct response in this scenario is ‘sorry, love, what woman’? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted September 10, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 10, 2020 1 minute ago, The Johnster said: The only correct response in this scenario is ‘sorry, love, what woman’? Then you get told you never pay attention to what's going on around you! But if you have seen the woman then you are in equally deep trouble! Sometimes you just can't win and with a woman the chances are even worse. 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
great central Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Chris116 said: Then you get told you never pay attention to what's going on around you! But if you have seen the woman then you are in equally deep trouble! Sometimes you just can't win and with a woman the chances are even worse. Yep, several weeks ago when we were allowed out a bit, sitting in the car having bought a cob (bread roll, barmcake, sandwich or whatever you call it in your locality, no wish to reignite that particular discussion)) as a snack, I watched with some interest a van manoeuvering back and forth, side to side for a short while. Having just figured out he was trying to get a trailer into place, I was told off in no uncertain terms for looking at the female walking along the pavement opposite. For all I had noticed it could have been male, female or a flppin' orangutan! But, of course, I had been 'caught out'!! 1 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 The remark I usually get is "Do you know that woman?" and from there on in it's downhill all the way... steve 1 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted September 10, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 10, 2020 My policy in that instance is to say 'yes, I had a brief affair with her before I met you, she is incredibly sexually uninhibited'. This will bring the wrath of all hell down upon your head for a few seconds until she realises you are winding her up, and is best done from far enough away to avoid being handbagged... 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 22 minutes ago, The Johnster said: My policy in that instance is to say 'yes, I had a brief affair with her before I met you, she is incredibly sexually uninhibited'. This will bring the wrath of all hell down upon your head for a few seconds until she realises you are winding her up, and is best done from far enough away to avoid being handbagged... Work it work if you have been married for 25 years and the woman looks about 30?.... 1 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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