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32 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said:

The Urban Dictionary has various meanings for "paddle", and I would not like to try it with either a Gnu or a Wildebeeste! (Or any other animal name that graced one of Thompson B1s):D

 

I thought I had worked out that there was species that gave its name to three B1s, under its Zulu, Afrikaans, and English names but it doesn't come back to me on a quick inspection of my 1958 ABC.

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1 hour ago, newbryford said:

 

In a similar large animal vein.

 

What's the difference between a wildebeeste and a gnu?

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You can't paddle a wildebeeste

 

At least its not a dreadful Hartebeest....

 

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39 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said:

 

The Urban Dictionary has various meanings for "paddle", and I would not like to try it with either a Gnu or a Wildebeeste! (Or any other animal name that graced one of Thompson B1s):D

 

JIm

 

Nor even a Strang Steel?

 

Whatever type of antelope that was.....     :prankster:

 

 

 

Yes I know it was a man.

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1 hour ago, Osgood said:

 

That was a song from a Disney film - did you any chance mean ‘let Him Go’ ?

 

 

The reference is to the Penguin bar wrapper joke: "Q. What is a penguin's favouite film? A. Frozen."; I had been grumbling at @Chris116 posting these wrapper jokes; by referencing the title of the well-known song from that film, @Steamport Southport was offering me appropriate advice.

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Turns out there are TWO Loch Ness Monsters. One of them is quite mean, but the other actually gives away his forestry tools.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A little weird, sure, but it's always nice to see some random axe of Kind Ness.

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