Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Mary had a giant lamb It really was enormous She wished she had a smaller pet Like a hamster or a dormous 7 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocor Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Mary had a little lamp. Because of her dyslexia. Lamb stew is what she should have had. Instead of anorexia. 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its bum, And turned its wool to nylon 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 The England team were the guardians of sport and fair play in the old republic, before the dark times; before the Italians. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcm@gwr Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said: The England team were the guardians of sport and fair play in the old republic, before the dark times; before the Italians. I think you're getting confused with a galaxy far, far away! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Fen End Pit Posted July 12, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2021 Mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded and everywhere that Mary went by gynecologists she was surrounded. sorry.. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted July 13, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 13, 2021 That was just so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted July 13, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 13, 2021 (edited) Deleted Edited July 13, 2021 by J. S. Bach 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynJPearson Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Mary had a little lamb, She wondered many times, Why that little lamb, Was the subject of so many rhymes Quite proud of that one given that my normal poetic prowess is limited to the one about a lady from Devizes. 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Baby Deltic said: That’s a repeat. Hop it! steve 1 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted July 13, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 13, 2021 8 hours ago, Baby Deltic said: What holds the sign on the post? Rivet, rivet... 1 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted July 13, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: What holds the sign on the post? Rivet, rivet... Groan I see you've counted them! 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted July 13, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Reorte said: Groan I see you've counted them! I was hoping someone would notice! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffnut Thorston Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 NOTICE If you notice this notice, you will notice that it is not worth noticing! By Order. 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 9 hours ago, Ruffnut Thorston said: NOTICE If you notice this notice, you will notice that it is not worth noticing! By Order. Not noticably... 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted July 14, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Hroth said: Not noticably... There is an advantage in not being able to speak/read English? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, kevinlms said: There is an advantage in not being able to speak/read English? That's quite an honest admission, for an Australian! 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted July 14, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, jcm@gwr said: That's quite an honest admission, for an Australian! You've made the assumption that I'm an Australian! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, kevinlms said: You've made the assumption that I'm an Australian! By definition, your location says you live there, if you weren't happy with people making that assumption, maybe add the word ex-pat! (you only have yourself to blame!) 1 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Mary had a little pig She could not stop it gruntin' She took it up the garden path And kicked its little rump in Big seven! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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